Ever wanted to know what the internet looks and sounds like as a music video?
WELL HERE IT IS.
"Someone please kill me!
My carpal tunnel's building and my eyes are slowly wilting away
I'm in the butthole of the internet
Please please please
Don't Ever Go If You Ain't Been There Ye"
Rainbow Vader? Yep, that's right. Check this awesomely colorful stencil art by Jarbid who, while playing around with [his] favourite colour set, ended up looking far better then [any of us] expected.
Read on to see rainbow maul, fett and a BONUS R2-D2 butt balance!
Pew pew pew and a ratta tat tat. Watch this dude machine gun out a handful of tracer rounds over a lake at night lauching phosphorus (or magnesium) loaded bullets into the woods.
Worth the danger? SURE... it looks like fireworks and I would risk ALL LIFE ON EARTH for fireworks.
How awesome is this custom-built Donkey Kong tabletop arcade machine conversion. The idea was to make a fully fuctional game of Kong into an old barrel that you can happily have beer and cocktails on. It was built by Joel Griffin Dodd, who is no stranger to some kickass cabinet builds, but this one I am pretty sure I could not jump over.
Read on to see more and how it was built.
Rise of the monkeys! Ok, the fact that this monkey knows what he is doing with a vending machine will blow your mind. The best part though is when he slaps the hell out of the buttons. Little fella is like E. Honda.
TEACH THAT MONKEY HOW TO PLAY AN ARCADE MACHINE STAT.
Have you some dino lust? SAME. Check out this awesome 1/8 scale tyrannosaurus rex replica made by Galileo Hernandez Nunez of geenemodels.com. He has been sculpting dinos and aliens since he was knee-high to a grasshopper down in good ole' mexico city. Solid hobby buddy.
Guinea pigs are tough. Tough as nails. Give that guinea pig a suit of goddamn armor and that furry little shit can defeat dragons like pro. Well, like an armored up guinea pig pro.
Update: I have been drinking and watching hockey. I called this guinea pig a hamster and I am very... very sorry.
What is this magic?! Avatar? Scuba Havok? Watch this guy blow a perfect underwater bubble ring and then force push it at a tower of rocks.
Spoiler: The rocks get DESTROYED.
Let's face it, trees are cool. They make oxygen for us, provide shade, you can climb them, put houses in them, but sometimes you are forced to cut them down and deal with weak open space that can easily be attacked.
Take that old stump, hire yourself an artist and carve it into a dragon that will protect your lawn like it's a pile of gold and gems!
Lunch announcements are PRIME TIME. Entertain me.
Lunchables... my favorite is the ham and cheese with the vanilla cookies. They go perfectly with gaming, beer and dealing with the police. Watch this video as loud as you can. The lip synch at the end is amazing.