Rob a Crown Fried Chicken in Harlem, Get a Date with a Thick Girl

As you and I well know... this could have been any of us. Obvious Winner readers KNOW how to rob fried chicken stands... and all the ladies love our skills.

[ craigslist ad ]

Comments

[dk]

Damn, woman!

[khz]

at least she knows what she wants..

[TW]

Um..she's part of the local police force, posing as a masochistic ho. Whatever you do, gunman, do not answer this ad!

[khz]

HAHAHAHA..

[Batman]

So the obvious possibility that they're trying to trick the robber into contacting them isn't occuring to anyone?

or is it just easier to park your brains in neutral and assume you are more intelligent than the author...

Remember, egotism is the anaesthetic that numbs the pain of stupidity!