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Nerf Gun Battle Proposal is the Most Romantic Start of the Year

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aw thats cute.

January 5, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterjohabear

"Your" denotes ownership. I think you were looking for "you're," which means "you are."

January 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterFaber

oh the "there" is "their" and "your" is "you're" problems with kids today....

January 7, 2011 | Registered Commenterkhz

How is this a proposal? Is there a continuation of the story somewhere?

January 7, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermick

I love how people are correcting the grammar, yet no one has mentioned the "w/" - ill pick up the slack,

Theres clearly enough room to write the word "With" rather than just writing "w/". Also its not really consistent with the rest of the note as there were no other abbreviations.

Silly cunt.

January 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSmit

I don't see the proposal. It appears there was a declaration of war, but no actual proposing.

January 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSlip

best Nerf gun ever!

January 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRDA

The proposal is that the author of the note is proposing to have a Nerf battle you bunch of assholes.

January 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBrian

Dude, this is totally 90's and it's called Nerf Wars. I remember a game of Calvin Ball morphing into a cap gun showdown that escalated into an all out Nerf War in the fall of '96. Good to see you kids still know how to play.

The note was sweet BTW.

January 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterOld School

This isn't romantic at all. It's actually very sad how adults can't spell.

January 7, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterdude

Man, so many sad people in this thread :(

January 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKingTitan

if a girl ever did this to me, i would definitely marry her.

January 8, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermatt

this note was obviously written by a girl. who needs to be dumped. your instead of you're!? dump her

January 8, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterjkhgd

You don't see the proposal because you're looking for a marriage proposal. It's a proposal of war. "Proposal" has more than one meaning, but at least you are all certain of your grammar.

January 8, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterkate

If he had a brain he would dump her immediately. WRITING OUT "your" when you mean "you are" is the epitome of idiocy.

January 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnon E Muss

Trolls. Trolling Trolls, Trolling Trolls, Trolling trolls

January 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterYa'll Postin'...

I'd rather get a note saying " Welcome Home from your feeble attempts at supplying me with the funds to satisfy my insatiable need to buy stupid shit on the home shopping network!
TWO THINGS!
1) This bacon sandwich w/ mayo is yours
2) I don't have one, & i have locked myself in the closet as of now!
:winkyfaceimplyingB.J.aftersandwich:

January 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterReal Talk Yo

Most people posting comments here would be probably happy to have a girl leave them a note.

January 8, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterwow

Although her grammar is quite disturbing, I ADORE this idea! We had these wars when I was in high school. In fact, it is how I met my first love. He was my assasin.

January 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJust Call Me Lynn

A girlfriend once brought home a nerf gun from home, complaining how her father and brother had ganged up on her and constantly shot her. I immediately shot her in the head. It's biological.

January 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterG

A girl like that is fucking awesome! you don't where she's from. She could be from anywhere in the world and just found an english speaking boyfriend.
Then he could just find her, shoot her, win the war, fuck her and then teach her some grammar?

and btw... who said anything about a girl? could be a guy wrtiting to his girl- or boyfriend?

January 8, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterbeastfromtheeast.

me too!

January 8, 2011 | Unregistered Commenteralbert

Cuuuuute. I wish someone did that for me.

January 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterApparatus

stop correcting grammar no one gives a fuck that you are an ass that feels the need to compensate for your small dick size by correcting someone elses mistake and I bet you wont realize the syntax error that is in here the main reason for that being that you are too much of a dumbass

January 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSTFU

I can only imagine having such fun. Alas.... I am married with no prospect of children..... Thus I am DEAD.

January 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMrCenter

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