Obvious Winner Wedding and Honeymoon Status: COMPLETE
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 | fun, obvious winner back, wedding 
We did it! The knot is now tied. Yep, your beloved Obvious Winner writer is officially off the market. First off, I will have you know that our time was pretty much awesome from start-to-finish occurring in a Berkshire mansion containing about 150 well-dressed and badass people all hopped up on booze, cheering us on.
Secondly, the lady and I performed a surprise lightsaber wedding cake cutting duel solidifying our geekily awesome vows and then "quickly" jetted off to a mountaintop apartment in Southern France (Provence) and then ultimately to Paris to relax in a euro-metropolis fashion.
Lastly, but most importantly, I am back to American beer, my computer, processed foods, pumpkin carving and putting in countless hours of pro-blogging to make up for this giant loss in important internet data. Note: Consummation Complete.
Reader Comments (13)
Congrats! I was getting worried you had died, from the lack of posts on OW.
That's Awesome, Obviously. Grats man!
Congrats, OW!
Let's get her posting her as well!
Keep up the great work.
Welcome back!!!! we missed you!
Congrats on the wedding!
Hey man long time stalker of this site first time commenting, glad to know you aint dead or horribly maimed in a freak otter attack trying to locate choice nuggets of net blurb to punch into my skull.
Congrats on getting hitched, P.S lightsaber cake cutting....... awesome
oh hai bro long time no see what do you say to some PRO F***ING BLOGGING?!
hey OW ^_^ congrats! longtime visitor first time poster. just wishing you and your significant other a very successful and everlasting future. all the best!
Hey buddy, good to have you back, I was missing your posts in my RSS feed.
I hope being married doesnt make you go soft.
Congrats dude! Glad to have you back ;)
France is awesome... even though most people in Paris are total Jerks.
welcome back Bubba!!!
Congratz man :D
I'm so glad you're happy :D
Grats! Maybe some warning before next extended leave - we thought we might call the Feds for a missing person, then realized ... What if the tomato butt went wrong and he got arrested... Then I think there *was some whisky, and well, me and the lady wish you bliss and reality. Cause well, how else would you know you're alive?
Congrats! You definitely have to post those cake cutting pictures! G33KBOT and J3SS's engagement photos were done Star Wars style too. Welcome to married life for geeks. You'll love it.