We did it! The knot is now tied. Yep, your beloved Obvious Winner writer is officially off the market. First off, I will have you know that our time was pretty much awesome from start-to-finish occurring in a Berkshire mansion containing about 150 well-dressed and badass people all hopped up on booze, cheering us on.
Secondly, the lady and I performed a surprise lightsaber wedding cake cutting duel solidifying our geekily awesome vows and then "quickly" jetted off to a mountaintop apartment in Southern France (Provence) and then ultimately to Paris to relax in a euro-metropolis fashion.
Lastly, but most importantly, I am back to American beer, my computer, processed foods, pumpkin carving and putting in countless hours of pro-blogging to make up for this giant loss in important internet data. Note: Consummation Complete.