"A woman floating on a surfboard near Santa Cruz, California almost ended up on the lunch menu for a humpback whale over the weekend."
Whoa! Imagine if she was just a few more feet over to her right. I know right? Poor whale missed the mark. That surfer lady would be a wonderful feast for any member of the animal kingdom. Note to self: Stay out of the water whenever there are humpback whales kicking around looking for some lunch, unless I am drinking hard alcohol, then I don't care.