Oh My God it's Luke's Saber! Star Wars Christmas for Fat Jerkoffs

My dear friend Jonathan (ten holes) felt as though the lovely readers of Obvious Winner need to see what it would be like if he and I were to have a lightsaber duel (he would be the handicapped guy, I would obviously be the fat dude, but of course we would both be very naked) in real life.

Before you say it.. YES this is staged, but those people putting on the show are real. Real fat pieces of crap that we will love until years of health issues take them away from us. Christmas sure is great.

Comments

[Anonymoucity]

I fucking love Star Wars, and Skyrim, not to mention opening presents early...But honestly, this made me slightly rethink my life. If I every got this bad, someone better fucking call an intervention for me, science knows this poor guy needs it.

[Matt Hale]

Dubstep Remix!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZowUi5etJ5Y