Disgruntled Copywriter "I DO ANYTHING" Craigslist Ad

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Comments

[Tara]

i wish you lived in cornwall, england.

[Lisa]

I'm gonna have to say I'll have you stare at me for 5 minutes then decide wether or not to offer lemonade

[Bonnie]

I wish I had the money to give you so you would yell my name every morning for the rest of your life when you woke up. If I ever win the lottery, I will definitely look you up.

[xisled]

...the legendary murdersteal. LMAO that's hilarious.

[Korynn]

Ohmygod! STUMBLE brought me here and this made my day!

[Nicole]

I love this and so hope this guy got a great gig.

[mee :]]

lol omg ur funny i luhv it stumble upon brung me here i have to say i luhv u will u marry me lol

[Ana]

I soooo wish you lived in Costa Rica ;)

[anon]

The legendary murdersteal
ROFL

[anahita]

...um, ok, i get the humor, a lot of these things are over priced and undesired..
also, a human auction is not a racially insensitive thing because it would have to be about one specific race, whereas human beings are a species...sorry i just stumbled upon this, and found it...well, ok, bye

[ben]

@ANAHITA

There was a real positive vibe going on until you came along.

[Lindsay]

@BEN
hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha my thoughts exactly.

[Deb]

LMAO @ Lisa (second comment)

[Gabriel]

Wow every comment made me die of fucking laughter until Anahita came and shat on it

[Jennifer Leslie]

Stumble also brought me here.
This person is the business.

[Chris]

HaHaHaHaHa very funny... and that Anahita is a douche

[Evictal]

This guy is my tattoo artist!!! OMG win!!! Nice to know of his other services.

[Carrie]

Brilliant, I'm in Ireland so i would pay you to do many of those things but doubt you'd come all this way. I also like Lisa's line of thinking..If you don't mind though I might steal your idea and rename my children, they are going to be so confused in the morning :)

[Katijahg]

AMAZING! Stumbleupon FTW. <3

[Jessica]

Yay StumbleUpon! This is great. I wish I could do this, but I'd be afraid to. I wonder how much money he'll get?

[Katniss13]

Omg dude...
You should make them pay 1/3 of the original price, ADDED to that price, to make you do so cheerfully.
You just made my day with this.
I worship you .-.

[bmb317]

oh wow i went to high school with this guy

[Saad Marri]

It's great, you are in business man, i like your way of doing.

[Skylark]

AWESOME!!! made my day! :D

[J Dubbs]

fucking brilliant