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Mar012011

Smoke Boba Fett's Glass Pipe Helmet and Mentally Disintegrate

Whoa... Wait. WHOA! The mouth piece is apparently inside the helmet as you can actually wear it and smoke yourself into a galaxy far far away. Photos of BANJO's glass piece by Kevin Murray who have now become heroes to all the Star Wars geek stoners of the cosmos, which is pretty much everyone this side of the milk way.

I know. You are thinking that this might be the coolest thing ever. So make sure you [ FAN THIS ] and get daily awesomeness right in your feed!!!

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Reader Comments (64)

oh. my. god.
<3
it probably looks so cool with smoke coming out of it too

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterbitsy420

Wow, what a waste of a talent... Time to grow up kiddies...

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDyestnrz

want

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterdoomy

with dyestnrz aside (because brother, it's not for everyone...and everyone that smokes it isn't an existential do-nothing), i bet that helmet has some pretty cool color change potential.

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDr. Ew

Just imagine trying to clean the resin out of that thing. Thats not to say that i dont want one badly.

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterEasy_E29

What a waste of talent. He should only use his talent to do the things I want him to do. Surely my life is where its at, not using any of that wacky tobacky. Why I'm a real grown up. Real grown ups don't smoke Marijuana. Sure, my life is an empty fucking wreck and my view of reality and the nature of life and the universe is so fucking warped I consider a masterpiece of glass crafting to be immature, but fuck, at least I'm going to look super mature and grown up on the internet.

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterniggardly

That piece of absolute art, and also niggardly, are full of win.

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterdamonmclarren

Needs more pics of the blond chick in the background.

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRoyGWally

soooo hot. want to touch daa helmet. and niggardly you are aas awesome as dynestrz is a sad lonely shell of a person

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterStonerDragon

@DYESTNRZ - So how do you feel about an artisan that crafts an ornate flask out of silver and gold? Is that any better? Pfft.

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGarthTheHitchhiker

So fancy!

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLandoKarl

was made by Banjo, not kevin murray.

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered Commenternachocheese

DOPE AS SHIT I NEED ONE!

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBlunted

Yeah, cool. But does it really work?

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterjkdabad

Thats pretty much the coolest thing ever. Only thing cooler is the custom made ak-47 guitar I saw on the internet.

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterjohn

^ it is absolutely functional! i was at that trade show; these photos are only about 2 weeks old. glass pipes are made from all over the world, but the best artists are in the united states ... support your local glassblowers!

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNate

niggardly, you obviously have a sad, sad, lonely existance. It doesn't matter if you smoke or not, but to appreciate the work of an honest artist, that's another thing

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered Commentershaggychan

That is one of the best pieces I have seen in years, and I keep company of some local blowers, they will surely blow their lids when they see this... And also props to Niggardly for speaking the truth.

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGlassLove

Shaggy you should direct that comment at dyestrnz not niggardly

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGlassLove

wow. niggardly was being sarcastic. way to use your context clues...

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered Commentersarcasm101

this is art. if you want to make a career in art you make what sells. when you're a glass blower what the hell else to do you make that sells? peices sell. hella pieces sell. the get used, they break, and people by more. its a great career. don't tell someone to grow up because theyre doing what they like doing.

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterimawesome

sooooo sick lol

REAL MONEY for looking at an ad for 20 secs . Not a bad deal eh? Even more money for referrals…doesn’t even require a credit card…
It adds up nicely and is at least worth taking a look.
http://www.grbux.com/?ref=sup578

March 2, 2011 | Unregistered Commenteryoshi

So I was just doing some cocaine today with my friend Charlie and we notice this totally cool Boba Fett glass art that also DOUBLES as a toking tool.

Right away Charlie exclaims "Bro that shit is Bi-Winning, it's winning over here with Star Wars and it's winning over here with glass art, bro."

Me: No kidding Charlie? You should buy it, then. Imagine smoking some dank from that, huh Charlie, how do you think that would make you feel?

Charlie: It's hard to tell Bro, seeing as I got tiger blood, man. My brain...fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm. I probably took more drugs than anyone could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks, bro.

Me: Yeah, true. Drugs do effect individuals differently.

Charlie: I'm not just an individual, Bro. I'm like a total freakin’ rock star from Mars

Me: Okay. Well how does cocaine make you feel?

Charlie: Like I'm an F-18, bro. But that's me, Zues is my uncle and I fuck unicorns. You? Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

Me: Uh, thanks for keeping it real, Charlie.

Charlie: That's how I roll. And if it's too gnarly for people, then buh-bye.

Me: Nah, it's all good.

Charlie: That's winning, bro. Has your toilet been fixed yet, bro?

Me: No, so sorry. I know it's inconvenient, but there's a restroom at the gas station down the block.

Charlie: It's cool, bro. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground in your kitchen.

Me: Wtf are you doing Charlie!?

Charlie: Winning.

March 3, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterimhiru

Sick. Only thing better would be darth vader's helmet with smoking ability and everytime you would take a hit, your inhaled sounded like his. am i making sense?

March 3, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterASS

imhiru, i almost plotzed

March 3, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterloldat

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