Gauntlet Thrown: Wizard Needs Dude Badly

Through many levels of harsh terrain you needed to keep your wizard well fed and alive.  "Wizard Needs Food Badly!" he would scream at you though those arcade machine speakers and if you ran out of time; that could only mean death. Now, it seems that time has passed and this wizard has more of a lust for life. Go on... give him a dude.

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