Surprise Breakfast Double Yolk Egg Filled with Fetus Blood

Over the past weekend, your humble Obvious Winner narrator and supreme internet purveyor of awesomeness decided to make a satisfying breakfast that consisted of a can of corned beef hash and a much desired would-be fried egg. Sounds like a great way to start the day, right?! To my surprise, and slight dismay, I was gifted with an egg filled with a pair of twin yolks with a kick of chilled fetal blood. I just figured I would share my luck with all of you interested readers and gross the hell out of you in the process. Sick breakfast ftw! \m/

Before you ask... Of course I ate it (I really didn't though).