Well beam me up. Whatever is going on here with these geeky Star Trek pasties and this hyper attractive woman with pointy vulcan ears is working quite nicely. So, if you are a lady that looks remotely like the lady above, $30 can get you some nipple covers that will knock any man's Spocks off. Get it? Socks? Spocks? Ok, well I slapped my knee for you.
To be honest, I can see a young Romulan officer wearing these as well. Yep, sure can. Read on for product shot.
"Amazing gold bridal satin with black rhinestone trim fashioned into the shape of the iconic sci-fi insignia."