Surgically Custom Warmth: The Human Centipede Scarf

Burrrrrr... winter sure can get cold! Time to get a few of your friends together, huddle up in the nude and then share a digestive tract or two in order to stay warm.

OR... just get yourself a custom made Human Centipede scarf and be the envy of mouth-to-anus mutilation surgeons everywhere (hiding in your neighborhood waiting for the right moment to capture you, which may or may not be tonight).

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