Halloween is almost here and you are desperately searching for a GIANT DONG SHAPED PUMPKIN CARVING to hold between your legs while you go banging on the neighbor's doors for "candy". Good news, you are in luck.
Kissel71's wife spotted this pumpkin sitting in the patch that curiously looked like a peen. So being the good husband that he is; he took the pumpkin back to the shop and carved that spooky pecker shaped gourd into a Halloween tribute to the entire male population of Earth.
Thanks buddy, nice trick (that ended up as a treat).