Are you the type to enjoy a vodka filled watermelon, but you hate all the effort and time it takes to get the mind soothing liquidy goodness? Sure you are, you want/need it fast! You are a lazy summer's drunkard... and that is the sacred way of a lazy summer's drunkard. I get you.
So, grab yourself a watermelon, core it out, add booze, a spout and get to drinking yourself into some lazy melon madness... nice and easy.