These Horrific Bento Boxes Just Might Eat YOU

Lunch can be scarey, for SURE. Especially bento boxes that look like blood hungry demons.

Here is a true story: My good buddy Brad once choked on a burrito while eating some delicious Taco Bell all alone in the mall food court. People just watched as he had to Heimlich maneuver HIMSELF by fist punching and ramming his gut into the back of the chair until the beefy chunk came flying out. Mild sobbing.

Even after no one helped him, what did he do? Brad just sat down and finished that burrito like a PRO. Brad, you are an unstoppable food warrior and the only man I know who could defeat this evil bento box.

Remember the Evil Dead bento box?

via [ thatsnerdalicious ]