Hey ladies, sip some wine, light your candles and get ready for some steamy action.
In order to get this metal pleasure-beast purring, you simply add fire and make use of the onboard stirling engine that will shake and choo-choo you into the 1800s.
"Add alcohol, light the wick, and flip the fly wheel to harness the vibration to pleasure yourself into the next century. Hand made by me using stainless steel, brass, aluminum, plastics and more."
Read on to see more, break out your purse, cause this male-replacement system will set you back a cool $800 bone rattling bucks.
The disclaimer says that you should use at own risk because there is actual fire next to your parts, but obviously you will risk it all anyway. Who wouldn't?
NOTE: yes, it is a STIRLING ENGINE.
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