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Jun052012

Sailing Ship Fire Pit Needs Some Green Fire and Meat STAT

DateTuesday, June 5, 2012 | , , , , ,

As far as fire pits go, this might be the closest you will get to cooking a meal on a flame of high seas badassness.

PRO TIP: Fill it to the brim with boric acid and light it up... it will look EXACTLY like the green fire in Game of Thrones. Instantly, you will become the hero of the campsite battle scene, thus giving you first dibs on any whore (lady camper) you would like for the evening in your "Hand of the King" Coleman tent of drunken bliss.

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Thank you so much for liking my artwork. I have been overwhelmed by how many times I have seen this piece of my art posted on the internet. You all have made me very happy!

June 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDennis Johnson

How can I get one?

July 24, 2012 | Unregistered Commenternickie

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