Get some willing strippers, lather them up in slippery lard and give them as much delicious bacon as money can buy.
Ready... Set... FIGHT.
"On Saturday,[..], master chefs, cooks and wizards will submit their best bacon-induced creations for the judging audience (as well as a celebrity panel), who will consume, rate and review the creations. Some will enter, some will attend, many will lose and everyone will win."
"Giselle and Berlin get down and dirty in a kiddie pool full of bacon and lard during Bacon Cup 2012 (presented by 1HRx Entertainment at Ash Street Saloon on July 14th). Host / emcee Statutory Ray attempts to keep bacon from destroying his DJ mixer while two drunk half-naked ladies choke each other out in raw bacon while slipping in lard."