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Insane 'Black Knight' Hummer H2 with Machine Guns / Explosives

Nothing screams "I want to destroy the living shit out of everything that moves and then run it over while dropping some grenades to finish it off" like a fully loaded Hummer H2 equipped with every god damn piece of weaponry known to man. Ohhh and if you want to party, it lights up with a disco laser show within the cab that will go well with jamming buckets of blow into your face. Praise Jesus.

That's not all... this fantasy ride called 'Black Knight' also boasts a sick-as-hell paint job of dragons and swords with a demon knight on the wheel cover. OK... just read on, LOOK and pull out your wallet, because it's going for the low low price of $55k.

7- MA Deuce 50 Caliber Machine Guns with Tripods

2- 30 Caliber M1919 Machine Guns

10- Mini-Guns with Rotating Action

4- RPG's Rocket Propelled Grenade Launchers

20mm Real Shells on Front Brush Guard and on Back Spare Tire

50 Caliber on Top Shoots Simulated Fire with Loud Report and Works with Propane/ Oxygen Tanks Stored in Ammo Cases on Roof.

Nitrous Oxide Purge System with Nozzles on Hood and Front 50 Caliber Machine Guns. 

Laser Lights on Guns and Roof Rack

2- Final Fantasy Swords 56" Long Mounted on Roof Rack Additional Swords Mounted on Back and Front Dragons, Skulls, Hid Lights, Headers, Dual exhaust, Optima and

2- Marine Batteries, Chrome Hand Grenade Shifter 2000 Watt Amp, 12" Sub Woofers,

15 Multicolor Interior Lasers

2 Fire Extinguishers Back Seat has

2- M1919 Machine Guns,

1- Mini-Gun,

Pineapple Grenades,

50 Caliber Bullets and 40mm Shells for Grenade Launchers. 

Everything is Controlled with Wireless Remote

Spotted at [ geekologie ]

Reader Comments (11)

I would have much more respect for this car if the videos showed it shooting something instead of the cameras circling around with gay night club music in the backround. Nothing says badass like neon lights and techno.

July 3, 2012 | Unregistered Commentercatlover5


July 3, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterYasherka

The owner really needs to sell this to make room for his Hello Kitty collection, so be nice!!

July 3, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterEruty

upon further study, it's 43% gayer than shit.

July 4, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterslxslippy

What if the attacker does not come from the front?

July 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAganomnom

gotta love the gun on the back door that point at the driver when the door opens

July 7, 2012 | Unregistered Commentergalin

How do you take a testosterone laden original base item (a hummer) and add testosterone to it (guns and ammo), and come out this gay????? Nothing like disco music to emit gayness as far as the ear can hear it! I have no interest in this whatsoever...

July 8, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterArchie

That would be awesome crusing the mean streets of Burbank.

July 8, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCali Boy

The went of this vehicle should just come out of the closet and admit he's gay. This truck reeks of overcompensation.

July 26, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSteve


July 26, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLouis

I think you are all gay. a lot of work and innovation went in to this so I give him credit. I seen it in person and got a kick out of it. Good job dude.

October 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBrian

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