Ever want to launch some hot dongs (penises, wieners, peckers, rods, love tubes, lil' buddies, wangos) at high speeds into another person's body?! HECK YEAH, pass the gunpowder based lube!
Well, now you can for real. These custom made bullets were designed and built by the specialists over at 'the specialists' who really like making weird weapons and other crap used to end life in the most perverted (efficient) way possible.
"When you absolutely, positively, got to dick over every motherfucker in the room."