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Feb032013

Homeless Hero Hitchhiker Kai SMASHES Self-Proclaimed Jesus with Hatchet

"I'm Jesus Christ and I can do anything I f*cking want to."

That's what was some 6' foot tall and 300-400 pound crazy person claimed to be as he hits and pins an innocent PG&E worker with his car. Until our true saviour, a homeless fellow named Kai saved the day with some Hulk style *SMASH SMASH SMAAAAAMASH* to Jesus' head with a freakin' hatchet.

Today homeless Kai, you are a hero.

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