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Apr252013

Dear Bike Owner, I Stole Your Bike then Returned it with a Domino's Lava Cake

This bike 'thief" gets white girl wasted, takes this bike to get home, wakes up with the guilt and returns it back to it's rightful owner with a note and a FREE Domino's Chocolate Lava Cake coupon.

Reader Comments (6)

"...with your next pizza purchase."

So not only does the person take the bike without permission, he/she just assumes the owner is lactose intolerant?

What is the world coming to?

April 25, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterTom

Dear "bike thief" please, next time get me the pizza directly, I don't care for the crunch cake.
Cheers

April 25, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterN0x

^^ Are y'all missing the point here? Homeboy returned the bike AND made a point to leave a note and a kind gesture (even if it was a lame coupon). If we were all a little more communal with our thoughts, we'd be less obsessed with ownership and more inclined to see this as exactly the way humanity ought to behave.

April 25, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterBobby

Dude...we're joking?

April 25, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterTom

Bobby... shut up.

April 27, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterHANK

well, the best Point here is, that the thief actually returned the bike, while most others simply sell it for Money, or 8like i've seen from withing a bus. throwing it into a lake).
Let's face it: if your bike get's stolen, you'll most-probably never going to see it again.

May 6, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterTrekkie

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