Turtles can become King Koopa aka Bowser in a cinch with this crochet turtle shell koozie made by squirrel picnic. This is Myrtle and he is a turtle in a freakin' sweater. A badass Mario stomping sweater.
"Myrtle definitely looks like he could do some damage in his Bowser sweater. Go on, Myrtle! Go get your princess and take back your Mushroom Kingdom."