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Thursday
Apr252013

Dear Bike Owner, I Stole Your Bike then Returned it with a Domino's Lava Cake

This bike 'thief" gets white girl wasted, takes this bike to get home, wakes up with the guilt and returns it back to it's rightful owner with a note and a FREE Domino's Chocolate Lava Cake coupon.

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Wednesday
Apr242013

It's the Star Wars Adult Movie Parody You've Been 'Waiting For'

Smut company Brazzers is making a Star Wars Jedi babe battle adult movie. Lightsabers, force blasting and doing it like a gang of Jawas on an alderaan princess.

Don't worry, there is nothing too unsafe in this video other than the brazzers logo and sexy nerd innuendos.

Tuesday
Apr232013

Super Fun Video Game Pixelated Sweatshirts Cover Your Gamer Body

Being a gamer means you are a disgusting filth pig with tons of body hair and the complete opposite of abs. You are a champion of the mind and thumbs. Cover your shit up with these kick ass pixelated gamer sweatshirts and maybe... just maybe someone will find out that you have velcro pants pockets for a reason other than for playing snake.

[ drew wise ] via [ otlgaming ]

Tuesday
Apr232013

Steampunk Train Locomotive BBQ Grill

Choooo chooooo barrrrr baaaaa Q! Ryazan Deulino crafted up this outstanding steampunk locomotive that really cooks. It weighs in at an amazing 4 tons and can hold as many weiners as you dare jam into it. Kinda sounds exactly like my buddy Hite.

Read on to see a few closeups.

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Tuesday
Apr232013

Fantastic Warhammer 40k Terminator Captain Costume

For the entire build, check out the gallery at [ roses and bolts ] via [ technabob ]

Monday
Apr222013

Star Wars Steampunk AT-ST Chicken Walker Desktop Lamp

Take a look at this kickass 'Steampunk AT-ST Lamp' that is made to sit on your desktop and protect you from wild Ewoks. It was created out of wood, bronze and copper overlays.

"12 V, 20W desk lamp. The configuration follows that of the AT-ST scout walker, and the head resembles the boiler of a steam locomotive."

Read on to see more.

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Monday
Apr222013

Pulp Zombie: Animated Jules Winnfield of the Dead

Pulp Fiction's Jules Winnfield zombiefied and telling it like it is on animated gif repeat.

Monday
Apr222013

Watch this Insanely Awesome LED Covered RC Jet Fly at Night

You ever see a remote controlled jet light up like a christmas tree found in TRON? Well this 'RC JET CARF Eurosport Night flight' by Rusjet is absolutely awesome to watch as it zips around the springtime night skies of mother russia covered in red / green LEDs.

Saturday
Apr202013

Check Out this Giant Wooden GameBoy

Feast your eyes on this giant-sized and playable wooden Gameboy. It measures in at 24"H x 14"W x 5"D that was made to make you feel like a little baby while playing it. JUST what we all need.

Make sure you read on to see more pics including a comparison shot with an actual gameboy.

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Friday
Apr192013

A Miracle of Nature as Dude Finds Ninja Leaf in the Wild

Sometimes nature makes weird / awesome shapes on complete accident. You know... like Jesus on toast, Virgin Mary on a watermelon, naked woman in my bed... you name it. Reddit user freeaccount spotted this "Leaf Ninja" that is the true definition of a miracle. Artist rendition to the right (obviously).

Make sure you read on to see a closeup!

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Friday
Apr192013

Iron Man 3 KING CUP Red Chili Instant Ramen Noodles Bucket

Heck yeah, IRON MAN is showing up as instant bowls of noodles by sanyo foods japan coming April 22nd to a Japanese market near you.

"Appearing in limited packages "Red Chili noodle" was adopted design of the movie "Iron Man 3" from "KING CUP Sapporo Ichiban" King prime vertical cup noodles of about 1.9 times regular size volume ratio.

 Ingredients: good combination color cabbage, minced meat, star fish paste, red bell pepper."

Thursday
Apr182013

Star Wars Episode VII - The Gauntlet of Infinity Movie Poster

STAR WARS - EPISODE VII

THE GAUNTLET OF INFINITY

Luke Skywalker, THANOS, Spider-Man, Han Solo, Fantastic Four, The Avengers, X-men, Wolverine, Goddamn Slave 1 saves the day in this movie poster rendition of Parks and Recreation's Patton Oswalt and his brilliant Star Wars filibuster.