Smut company Brazzers is making a Star Wars Jedi babe battle adult movie. Lightsabers, force blasting and doing it like a gang of Jawas on an alderaan princess.
Don't worry, there is nothing too unsafe in this video other than the brazzers logo and sexy nerd innuendos.
Being a gamer means you are a disgusting filth pig with tons of body hair and the complete opposite of abs. You are a champion of the mind and thumbs. Cover your shit up with these kick ass pixelated gamer sweatshirts and maybe... just maybe someone will find out that you have velcro pants pockets for a reason other than for playing snake.
Choooo chooooo barrrrr baaaaa Q! Ryazan Deulino crafted up this outstanding steampunk locomotive that really cooks. It weighs in at an amazing 4 tons and can hold as many weiners as you dare jam into it. Kinda sounds exactly like my buddy Hite.
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Take a look at this kickass 'Steampunk AT-ST Lamp' that is made to sit on your desktop and protect you from wild Ewoks. It was created out of wood, bronze and copper overlays.
"12 V, 20W desk lamp. The configuration follows that of the AT-ST scout walker, and the head resembles the boiler of a steam locomotive."
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You ever see a remote controlled jet light up like a christmas tree found in TRON? Well this 'RC JET CARF Eurosport Night flight' by Rusjet is absolutely awesome to watch as it zips around the springtime night skies of mother russia covered in red / green LEDs.
Feast your eyes on this giant-sized and playable wooden Gameboy. It measures in at 24"H x 14"W x 5"D that was made to make you feel like a little baby while playing it. JUST what we all need.
Make sure you read on to see more pics including a comparison shot with an actual gameboy.
Sometimes nature makes weird / awesome shapes on complete accident. You know... like Jesus on toast, Virgin Mary on a watermelon, naked woman in my bed... you name it. Reddit user freeaccount spotted this "Leaf Ninja" that is the true definition of a miracle. Artist rendition to the right (obviously).
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Heck yeah, IRON MAN is showing up as instant bowls of noodles by sanyo foods japan coming April 22nd to a Japanese market near you.
"Appearing in limited packages "Red Chili noodle" was adopted design of the movie "Iron Man 3" from "KING CUP Sapporo Ichiban" King prime vertical cup noodles of about 1.9 times regular size volume ratio.
Ingredients: good combination color cabbage, minced meat, star fish paste, red bell pepper."
STAR WARS - EPISODE VII
THE GAUNTLET OF INFINITY
Luke Skywalker, THANOS, Spider-Man, Han Solo, Fantastic Four, The Avengers, X-men, Wolverine, Goddamn Slave 1 saves the day in this movie poster rendition of Parks and Recreation's Patton Oswalt and his brilliant Star Wars filibuster.