Obvious Winner - So Easy to see the Awesomeness

The "Squildo" for Your Deep Kraken Alone-time Adventures

2012-05-21T19:44:45Z

Hey ladies, heads up!!! Care to go hunting for a giant squid in your bathtub?! Sure you do and as luck would have it you can use your har-poooooon as a weapon! Excite!

What do you think... Great idea or BEST idea? Either way... tonight, calamari for dinner.

Detroit Near Miss Jaywalking Accident "Corrected" on Camera

2012-05-21T17:50:50Z

At first you don't succeed, try again.

Live Nude Girl Ants: A Rather Convincing Ant Trap Strip Club of Death

2012-05-19T16:12:10Z

When you are dealing with an ant infestation, you have to lure them into the ant traps with the best tricks you got. Nude girl ants are always trying to get me to buy them drinks and then convince me to eat some delicious poison. She said that she would sleep with me! Forever.

[ source ] via [ neatorama ]

A Drunken Woodsman's How-to: Opening a Beer with a Chainsaw

2012-05-18T12:05:52Z

You find yourself stranded with nothing but a cold beer and a chainsaw. *AGAIN* Now you know how to get the job done and get to that delicious elixir of booze power.

Spotted at [ geekosystem ]

Hulk Park! Gamma Green Hulk Graffiti Garage Door

2012-05-17T21:31:39Z

What better place to park your car than within the protection of the HULK's green face.

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The Baddest Rap Song is Really the Baddest and I Can't Stop Watching

2012-05-17T17:48:06Z

This song by Krispy Kreme only proves to the world how totally tough he is and that he doesn't even need to wipe the snot off his own upper lip. Horrible lyrics? Super hardcore? Poor performance? Crazy awesome rhymes? Total piece of crap?

DON'T MATTER, you will watch it anyway and then watch some more.

Prepare to Drool Over This Incredible Mega Video Gaming Room

2012-05-17T12:12:22Z

Welcome to the room where magic happens. The type of magic that makes sure you never leave the house and forces you to rack up an impressive booze, cocaine and electricity bill. It is owned a fellow named Pete aka "16bitghost" and apparently has zero problems with the ladies. Bravo Pete, bravo.

The "consoles have been hard modded to allow output to the HD display" and "are sorted so that the widest consoles are in the middle and the smaller consoles are at the ends."

For more pics go [ check them out here ] and [ here ]

The All-New "F*ck You" Pizza From Pizza Hut (Looks Delicious)

2012-05-16T21:27:35Z

From KFC mashed potatoes and Taco Bell Doritos tacos locos to BK whoppers, this F*CK YOU pizza from Pizza Hut has it all (and seriously MUCH MUCH MORE). AHHHHHH anal leakage.

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A Warrior Woman With Bacon Shield, Yuengling Sword and PBR Armor

2012-05-16T16:08:45Z

Maybe the best photo you will ever see of a scantly clad warrior woman with the protection of bacon and strength of beer.

Custom Glow in the Dark TRON Glass Pipe Bubbler

2012-05-16T04:06:19Z

Are you ready to get rezzed to the freakin' grid man?! Might as well take a toke from this glow in the dark TRON designed glass pipe made by Berzerker. Apparently, it was created for some lucky dude named Abe and if you read on you can check out more photos that will make you want to challenge Abe to a lightcycle duel to the end of line.

Obviously, claiming said pipe for your own MCP ways.

Completely Awesome T-800 Animatronic Terminator Bust

2012-05-15T20:08:26Z

As amazing as this thing looks, get this... IT MOVES and stares at you with menacing glowing red eyes. This is the T-800 created by Animatronics Works Japan and it might be the coolest looking robot bust you could ever put on a desktop.

The teeth were created from scratch based on images of Arnold Schwarzenegger. He DOES have nice teeth.

Read on to see more detailed pics and some videos of this terminator bust in action.

High Speed Mountain Biking Down Mountain Steps is Horrifically Awesome

2012-05-15T15:56:41Z

INSANE

Think you have balls of steel? Trying jumping on a mountain bike and going full force down the steps of a mountain in Monserrate, Bogota.

RedBull Devotos de Monserrate 2012

Seriously, press play... watch... and keep on saying "holy shit" over and over again.

Spotted at [ gizmodo ]

Amazingly Cool Looking and Entirely Functional Custom NERF Guns

2012-05-15T01:40:40Z

It is hard to believe that these are actually functional NERF guns, but they ARE. They were hand-crafted by Brian Johnson of 'Johnson Arms' and they will foam-dart-blow you away. Ranging from movie to video game inspired weapons to guns of pure imagination.

Read on to see more and more and more of these super awesome looking weapons.

Finally... Some Whiskey Flavored Lube For Your Friction Parts (dong)

2012-05-14T23:07:27Z

We have fruit flavored lube, candy flavored lube, lube flavored lube and even bacon flavored lube, but now we have WHISKEY flavored lube. It's called "whiskey dick" and it is the brainchild of 2012 from the dudes over at Epic Meal Time.

Now you can finally smell like the exact reason you got yourself a sexual partner in the first place.

[ whiskeydicklube.com ] via [ geekologie ]

Thanks go to Jonathan who still prefers using self-made saliva to an over-the-counter option. And yes, it is whiskey flavored as well. Perhaps even more so.

Imaginary Street Fighter Vanity Car License Plates for Your Imaginary Car

2012-05-14T20:59:20Z

Street Fighter vanity plates?!?! These have to come from the power of imagination, otherwise they would BE on my Pagani Zonda / spraypainted BMX bike right now. Oregon shocker? Wait... wasn't that a finishing move in real life best played in the nude? Ohh it is. *takes a deep breath*

Hold up... there are MORE go [ here ] and check them all out.