This guitar is total star wars geek badass. Comes equipped with an R2-D2 head stock, a plastic Millennium Falcon body with working lights / sounds and an asteroid field's worth of potential shredding hours. Those blue hyperdrive lights take me to a galaxy far far away. Anyway, do hit up the video and watch the guitar in action, you WILL like it. *waves hand*

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"A BLOW HOLE FOR MY DING DONG DINGS."

Most magical commercial ever (yes, this is a commercial for a tattoo shop).

Valentine's Day is quickly approaching and you are about to ask your loved one the BIG question. How about you do it with some style. Pizza Hut style. That's right pizza hut is offering up a "Tie the Knot with the $10 Dinner Box" promotion that includes a ton of awesome stuff like a sparkly RUBY engagement ring that will forever remind her of your delicious peperoni and of course, some yummy pizza. Either way, it's a win for everyone.

· Limo service.
· A ruby engagement ring.
· A bouquet of flowers.
· A personal fireworks display.
· A professional photographer.
· A professional videographer.

So for a $10,010 you pretty gaurantee that she will say YES to staying with you forever, because let's be honest here... if you are insane awesome enough to do this, then who knows what else you are capable of. Exactly, I can hear the macabre sound of your pizza cutters being sharpend to the beat of your heart.

Note: Pizza Hut will only be offering this deal to 10 "lucky" couples. SO ACT NOW!

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Put some cute faces onto nuclear cooling towers and watch them be destroyed. Sure, sounds good to me! I love cute smiley towers and destruction!

This video was made to bring awareness to the harmful ways of Nuclear energy. OK... I GET it, but the ironic thing here is that the computer you are on, the monitor you are viewing and the even the after effects that video was created with was, more than likely, powered by Nuclear energy. Maybe we will see some happy oil fields being burned in their next vid. :)

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The OMG-AR15 takes everything we have ever known to be true about unicorns and zombies, covers them in rainbows and then straps it all onto a fully fuctional AR-15 for your gunning / sawing pleasures.

I would like to give a special thanks to "Boot Camp Britt" for pointing out this weapon. Rumor has it that she is tough enough to chainsaw through an entire army of zombies only using her bare butt and giggles... just how the magic unicorn instructed her.

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Believe me when I say that no one knows why this squirrel is purple, so I am going to go out on a limb here and make claim that this squirrel is directly from outter space. Yes, a purple space squirrel. Don't believe me? Fine. This particular purple squirrel was caught on the Jersey Shore in Pennsylvania by Percy and Connie Emert. 

"We put him in an extra big cage so he has room to run around, and we'll release him soon. In the meantime, all the neighbors have been by to see him. No one can believe we have a purple squirrel!"

Now duct tape a few cinder blocks to the cage and chuck it into the neighboring pond and save planet Earth.

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If you happen to be walking past the Great Eastern Street walls in London’s East End make sure you check out this relatively slick Soul Calibur V street art. The piece was commissioned by NAMCO BANDAI and spray painted by Endoftheline (who also painted the awesome Aerosol TRON mural) to celebrate the February 3rd game release.

Of course, read on and see each panel in higher detail as well as a video explaining everything.

What would you do if your ultrasound came back and your new baby on the way seemed to look exactly like comic book supervillain VENOM!? Well, take advantage of your findings and post on the internet for comic book nerds of the world to see, of course! Trust me, later on in life, your child will thank you when he or she is attempting to remove your face with their teeth.

[ source ] via Jason's IRC gang who always seems to be in hiding from their nagging wives. Aren't we all.. aren't we all.

Relax and breath. Time to train karate from coast to coast.

"Vintage 80's Rap Music Video about Training Karate"

Thanks go to Phil for reminding me to use my jammin' lyrics WITH my jammin' karate chops. 

Once in a while we ALL love to cover our jumbly-bits with slabs of dried meat and force our partner to eat it with his/her face. Is it Tuesday already? So pass some dental floss on over and make sure the one you love is ready to spend some up-close and meaty time with your spicy region...just like God intended.

Go [ here ] to check out the step by step process for making your own pair.

These forearms represent the classic battle between Luke Skywalker and his curmudgeon of a father, Darth Vader. These lightsaber hilts were inked onto eldert who seems to be pretty into the idea of using his hands as elegant weapons of a more civilized age.

Forza Motorsport 4 allows for some seriously kick ass custom car skinning which brings us a sincerely sick rendering of this technologically automotive awesomeness. The design was a colaboration between b8design and MOVINGshadow77 that showcases a supercool TRON / Daft Punk car design. If you are speedy enough, read on to see more.

This driver is just sitting back listening to the sounds of John Lennon when all of the sudden a power substation right outside St. Petersburg explodes into a brilliant spectical of life ending light. Good thing he has his dashboard video camera running to capture it all for us to watch and say "only in Russia.."

When making an assault rifle in woodshop class, you might as well make sure it is realistic enough to fool anyone, especially Magneto. This here is a replica Special Operations Forces Combat Assault Rifle (SCAR) complete with picatinny rail system boasting a scope and under the barrel front grip.

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And you thought old tortoises were slow. Kick back for a few measly seconds and watch this old fella nom his way though this massive pile of greens and strawberries with the help of time-lapse video technology.

Found at [ geekosystem ]