Pot Bacon! Local Farmer Raises 'Marijuana Pigs'

Best news ever? PERHAPS. Seattle butcher, William von Schneidau decided to feed marijuana to his pigs. Solid idea Billy boy! Weed bacon. My mind is blown to the moon.

"People have been asking all these questions. 'Do you think (the pigs are) feeling it? Are they stoned?' and I'm like, 'Wait a minute. Let's back up here for a second.' All we're trying to do is to help the local ranchers and to figure out some ways to shorten the carbon footprint," von Schneidau said.

And get high as a kite with a side of hash browns and eggs. Read on to watch the news story.

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About Sizzlin' TIME: Bacon Condoms 'Make Your Meat, Look like Meat'

Bacon condoms?!!? For years now, I have said how much I would love to have my boner taste like bacon. Admit it, you have too. J&D's (the developer of Bacon Salt) made our dreams a reality by making these pork prophylactics that, not only make your dong look like a strip of bacon, they are actually lubricated with baconlube. I will never go hungry again.

Thanks to Brad for the heads up.  Way up.

"a boner is like a thumbs up from your balls to whatever you are thinking about" -wiseman

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Bacon Easter Egg Stuffed with Sausage and Fried Blood Pudding

Move over normal, chocolate eggs! Pfffft. We have a BACON Easter Egg with a surprise sausage and black pudding inside (I<3 blood pudding)! You can read the whole recipe by going here to atomicshrimp and thanks for the heads up from the good people over at foodbeast.

Insane Bloody Mary Topped with Whole Crawfish and Bacon Cheeseburger

Bloody Marys are getting RE-DICK-YOU-LUSS... check out this bloody topped with a "bacon and cheddar slider, shrimp, artisan cheese, beef jerky, asparagus, Brussels sprouts, green beans, okra, a pickle, onions, tomatoes, olives and even a whole crawfish."

A 32-ounce Bloody Mary that costs $20 and comes with a side of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

It is the brainchild of the Anvil Pub, in Deep Ellum, TX and will get you drunk for your morning, but keep you fed for DAYS.

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Have Yourself a Tall Glass of Bacon Bourbon Moonshine

Like bacon? SURE you do. How about getting so trashed that you NEED bacon? Me too pal and it is time to combine them BOTH. Basicaly, the scientific fact is that rendered bacon fat goes perfectly with alcohol. Like we needed science to tell us that.

Christian Grantham, the Chief Operating Officer at Short Mountain Distillery gives a wonderfully educational lesson on how to make yourself booze that is infused with the power of real bacon.

"After the bacon flavor has been taken by the spirit, pour into a plastic cup and place into the freezer until all the fat solidifies. This may take a few hours. Remove the fat, filter and serve neat or in cocktails that are complimented by a smokey (smokey maple bourbon) flavor."

Does it Breathe Fire?! Highly Collectible 'Bacon Dragon' for a $1000

Would you like to own a 'highly collectible' piece of bacon shaped like a dragon for a the low price of $1000? Well, this guy would like you to sell you one! The Bacon Dragon is slightly larger than a coin and will probably make you sick if you eat it, but you just spent $1000 on a piece of bacon... so you should put the bacon dragon into your mouth (or rectum) immediately.

"I Present you The legendary "Bacon Dragon" Born in November 9, 2012 in Phoenix, AZ. One of a kind Formation, The Bacon has spoken! This Bacon Art has Not been treated with anything nor manipulated to its form. This is Perfect for your Dragon or Bacon collection!"

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Baconsaurus! A Jurassic Park Dinosaur Made from Bacon

Shoot Her!!!

If you are going to bring food to a holiday party, you might as well bring a brachiosaurus wrapped in pig meat aka 'Baconsaurus' and be highlight of the prehistoric herd. Excellent work.

It's a Kevin Bacon Portrait Made From Actual Bacon

Yes, this is a portrait of Kevin Bacon made from strips of delicious... bacon. The piece was fried up by Jason Mecier who lives in the heartland of rice-a-roni, San Fransisco. Rumor has it that his feet are LOOSE. Slap me X.x

Deep Fried Beer Battered Bacon Doritos

I love snack foods. In fact, I love them more than regular food. The dudes at dudefoods came up with a fantastic idea of deep frying doritos in a mixture of beer batter and bacon bits.

"The hot oil also caused the batter to expand around the chips a little bit, so they sort of ended up looking like little puff pastries."

Perfect.

The Bacon for Buns Bacon Cheeseburger 'BacoBurger'

From the "I would eat that and die" category, the guys at dudefoods came up with this smokey 50/50 chopped bacon and angus beef cheeseburger with weaved bacon for the buns.

Sound good or sound like an inevitable heart attack?

Either way, I would eat it like a champ.

Actual Working Bacon Clock is Made From Real Bacon and Cheez-Whiz

IT'S BACON TIME!

Yes, this is a bacon clock made from real bacon that was weaved together. The numbers were written using delicious cheez-whiz and the time piece mechanism was jammed through the back where it was held together by a biscuit batter core. Seriously, this time... that bacon is cooked to perfection.

The Jägermeister Beef Filled Bacon Triforce of Power

By using ground beef mixed with Jaegermister packed between layers of bacon weave, this triforce of power just might be the ultimate in a video gamers drunken arsenal of breakfast foods.