Bacon condoms?!!? For years now, I have said how much I would love to have my boner taste like bacon. Admit it, you have too. J&D's (the developer of Bacon Salt) made our dreams a reality by making these pork prophylactics that, not only make your dong look like a strip of bacon, they are actually lubricated with baconlube. I will never go hungry again.
Thanks to Brad for the heads up. Way up.
"a boner is like a thumbs up from your balls to whatever you are thinking about" -wiseman