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Monday
Sep302013

Pass a Pig and a Campfire: It's Bacon Weave Smores!

Now this is a snack I can get behind. BACON SMORES! Take some bacon weave squares, mash them around some glooey marshmellow / melted chocolate and jam it right into your face. You can go to dudefoods and read the entire history and how-to.

Wednesday
Jul032013

The Bacon Weave Meat Stanley Cup

Here is a meaty reason for your city to win Hockey's most coveted Stanley Cup.

Hockey and meat go together like tooth loss and bacon grease.

Tuesday
Jun252013

Doritos Locos Taco Jammed into a Cheesy Bacon Weave Shell

Bacon Locos Tacos?! YEP, but the trick is... you have to make yourself. The good dudes over at dudefoods took a delicious taco bell doritos locos taco and popped it into a bacon weave shell with bonus cheese to keep it all together. My guts are READY.

"You see, unless you want all the cheese in your Doritos Locos Taco to melt and your sour cream to get all warm and runny, what you really need to do is completely empty out your Doritos Locos Taco, melt the three cheese blend between the two shells and then refill it."

[ dudefoods ] via [ thatsnerdalicious ]

Thursday
May232013

Pot Bacon! Local Farmer Raises 'Marijuana Pigs'

Best news ever? PERHAPS. Seattle butcher, William von Schneidau decided to feed marijuana to his pigs. Solid idea Billy boy! Weed bacon. My mind is blown to the moon.

"People have been asking all these questions. 'Do you think (the pigs are) feeling it? Are they stoned?' and I'm like, 'Wait a minute. Let's back up here for a second.' All we're trying to do is to help the local ranchers and to figure out some ways to shorten the carbon footprint," von Schneidau said.

And get high as a kite with a side of hash browns and eggs. Read on to watch the news story.

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Friday
Mar292013

About Sizzlin' TIME: Bacon Condoms 'Make Your Meat, Look like Meat'

Bacon condoms?!!? For years now, I have said how much I would love to have my boner taste like bacon. Admit it, you have too. J&D's (the developer of Bacon Salt) made our dreams a reality by making these pork prophylactics that, not only make your dong look like a strip of bacon, they are actually lubricated with baconlube. I will never go hungry again.

Thanks to Brad for the heads up.  Way up.

"a boner is like a thumbs up from your balls to whatever you are thinking about" -wiseman

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Tuesday
Mar262013

Bacon Easter Egg Stuffed with Sausage and Fried Blood Pudding

Move over normal, chocolate eggs! Pfffft. We have a BACON Easter Egg with a surprise sausage and black pudding inside (I<3 blood pudding)! You can read the whole recipe by going here to atomicshrimp and thanks for the heads up from the good people over at foodbeast.

Wednesday
Mar062013

Insane Bloody Mary Topped with Whole Crawfish and Bacon Cheeseburger

Bloody Marys are getting RE-DICK-YOU-LUSS... check out this bloody topped with a "bacon and cheddar slider, shrimp, artisan cheese, beef jerky, asparagus, Brussels sprouts, green beans, okra, a pickle, onions, tomatoes, olives and even a whole crawfish."

A 32-ounce Bloody Mary that costs $20 and comes with a side of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

It is the brainchild of the Anvil Pub, in Deep Ellum, TX and will get you drunk for your morning, but keep you fed for DAYS.

[ source ] via [ incredible things ]

Friday
Feb082013

Have Yourself a Tall Glass of Bacon Bourbon Moonshine

Like bacon? SURE you do. How about getting so trashed that you NEED bacon? Me too pal and it is time to combine them BOTH. Basicaly, the scientific fact is that rendered bacon fat goes perfectly with alcohol. Like we needed science to tell us that.

Christian Grantham, the Chief Operating Officer at Short Mountain Distillery gives a wonderfully educational lesson on how to make yourself booze that is infused with the power of real bacon.

"After the bacon flavor has been taken by the spirit, pour into a plastic cup and place into the freezer until all the fat solidifies. This may take a few hours. Remove the fat, filter and serve neat or in cocktails that are complimented by a smokey (smokey maple bourbon) flavor."

Saturday
Jan052013

Does it Breathe Fire?! Highly Collectible 'Bacon Dragon' for a $1000

Would you like to own a 'highly collectible' piece of bacon shaped like a dragon for a the low price of $1000? Well, this guy would like you to sell you one! The Bacon Dragon is slightly larger than a coin and will probably make you sick if you eat it, but you just spent $1000 on a piece of bacon... so you should put the bacon dragon into your mouth (or rectum) immediately.

"I Present you The legendary "Bacon Dragon" Born in November 9, 2012 in Phoenix, AZ. One of a kind Formation, The Bacon has spoken! This Bacon Art has Not been treated with anything nor manipulated to its form. This is Perfect for your Dragon or Bacon collection!"

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Wednesday
Jan022013

Baconsaurus! A Jurassic Park Dinosaur Made from Bacon

Shoot Her!!!

If you are going to bring food to a holiday party, you might as well bring a brachiosaurus wrapped in pig meat aka 'Baconsaurus' and be highlight of the prehistoric herd. Excellent work.

Monday
Dec172012

It's a Kevin Bacon Portrait Made From Actual Bacon

Yes, this is a portrait of Kevin Bacon made from strips of delicious... bacon. The piece was fried up by Jason Mecier who lives in the heartland of rice-a-roni, San Fransisco. Rumor has it that his feet are LOOSE. Slap me X.x

Wednesday
Dec122012

Deep Fried Beer Battered Bacon Doritos

I love snack foods. In fact, I love them more than regular food. The dudes at dudefoods came up with a fantastic idea of deep frying doritos in a mixture of beer batter and bacon bits.

"The hot oil also caused the batter to expand around the chips a little bit, so they sort of ended up looking like little puff pastries."

Perfect.