Would you like to own a 'highly collectible' piece of bacon shaped like a dragon for a the low price of $1000? Well, this guy would like you to sell you one! The Bacon Dragon is slightly larger than a coin and will probably make you sick if you eat it, but you just spent $1000 on a piece of bacon... so you should put the bacon dragon into your mouth (or rectum) immediately.
"I Present you The legendary "Bacon Dragon" Born in November 9, 2012 in Phoenix, AZ. One of a kind Formation, The Bacon has spoken! This Bacon Art has Not been treated with anything nor manipulated to its form. This is Perfect for your Dragon or Bacon collection!"