Friday, September 14, 2012 | barbie, barbie guts, jason freeny, weird 
I remember the days when I used to run my sister's Barbie dolls over with an army of Transformers, MASK, He-Man, G.I. Joe and various tank tredded vehicles made from Construx / LEGO.
This freakish Barbie statuette by Jason Freeny just might have the guts to stop them all.
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From the deep, Cthulhu Barbie reaches out of the waters, grabs you by the nuts and/or disproportionately sized breasts and destroys the hell out of you.
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This is Valeria Lukyanova. Valeria is 21 and from the Ukraine. Valeria's life goal is to make herself into a real living Barbie Doll. Living adult doll creeper fantasy achieved.
She rocks a tiny little waist (give her a sammich!), big boobs and a face that looks molded directly from sexy hard plastic which easily proves to the human's of Earth that there truly is a God. Not convinced she is a real deal Barbie Doll? Read on my friend... Read on.
Thursday, December 1, 2011 | Zombie Attack Barbie, barbie, funny, now with grenades, zombie 
Barbie is one tough lady. THAT is NOT true. She is a disproportionate sloot that has tempted young girls into a lifestyle of superficiality for ages resulting in an over-flux in pornography and global resentment for Western Culture. Without Barbie, we would be nothing. Now it is time that the youth of today learns how to fight off a zombie attack.
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Thanks go to Jonathan who I once dressed up like a Barbie doll and forced him to have a tea and GHB date with me.
Barbie can be one crazy plastic bish from time to time. Completely ready to chop Ken, or anyone that stands in her way, up into little bits.
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