Year Eradicated, Bust out the Cake: Obvious Winner Turns Three

HAPPY STINKIN' BIRTHDAY TO OBVIOUS WINNER!

Today marks three (3) whole years of posting the most kick-ass material that the internet has to offer. Three years of millions of visiters, booze jokes, dick humor, new friends, geek rage, technology bliss and a lust for jamming lightsabers into places where even a rancor keeper dare not go. Essentially, three years that we all wish we could take back.

So, on this day I would like you to sit back, have some cake, throw back a jug of bourbon, remove your pants and say "Happy b-day obvious winner, you complete me."