Surprise Breakfast Double Yolk Egg Filled with Fetus Blood

Over the past weekend, your humble Obvious Winner narrator and supreme internet purveyor of awesomeness decided to make a satisfying breakfast that consisted of a can of corned beef hash and a much desired would-be fried egg. Sounds like a great way to start the day, right?! To my surprise, and slight dismay, I was gifted with an egg filled with a pair of twin yolks with a kick of chilled fetal blood. I just figured I would share my luck with all of you interested readers and gross the hell out of you in the process. Sick breakfast ftw! \m/

Before you ask... Of course I ate it (I really didn't though).

Smack it! Close-Up Video of Mosquito Filling up with Blood

Mosquitoes effin' suck. Just watching this video makes me want to smack the screen and kill that little fuckhead. Did you know that only female mosquitoes suck blood? It's true, they need the iron in the blood to generate mosquito eggs. The males just fly around and eat nectar and other such goodness and when they eat that stuff it does not bother me one bit. Males rule.

Spotted at [ geekosystem ]

Barbie Murder Scenes for Your Dollhouses of Horror

Barbie can be one crazy plastic bish from time to time. Completely ready to chop Ken, or anyone that stands in her way, up into little bits.

[ marielclayton ]

Pierced, Tattooed, Topless, Bloody and Dual Wielding Handguns

Quite the badass photo. This is Viktoria Sweet Heart. She is this badass photo.

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In Case You Missed it: The Winter Solstice Lunar Eclipse Video

Watching the moon turn blood red is one amazing sight to see. If you didn't have the time at that super late hour to watch this astronomical event go down, watch this video of the entire sequence of lunar events sped up for you. Thanks solar system (and video camera technology) !

via [ geekologie ]

That is one Leaky Face