You've been playing Skyrim for countless hours by now. You've crafted all types of weapons and armor, but most importantly you have your dragon shouts DOWN. What would happen if you took your learned skills outside in the real world where you are suddenly approached by a band of thieves? That's right, you FUS RO DAH them right back to Oblivion. Skyrim style.
Being a beard wearer (and grower) myself this video is SLIGHTLY repugnant. For starters, SHE DROPPED the Trader Joes... not cool lady. Secondly, if my beard recieved such a fatal punch, someone better be able to block the poon kick of devistation to even the "grass on the playing field" so to speak. God damn, now I am disgusted with myself.
From the makers of everyone's favorite DUBSTEP GUNS, check out "Shock Troopers" which is an homage to everyone's favorite FPS Battlefield 3. Who knew that the assault/medic defibrillator is so much of a ultra-badass weapon!
"The Jedi Kittens are striking back with with an action packed adventure. Who can resist the X-Wing and Tie Fighting kittens!"
Looks like the kittens got some decent CG upgrades this time around. Worth the 50 seconds of viewing? Hell yeah. Who on Alderaan would not like to watch kittens lightsaber duel?
Not only is this sexy samurai awesome as the blade she wields, but get this... it is 100% not a real photo. This incredible computer generated samurai woman called "Flare" is the creation of blackhearted (Gabriel) and we would all like to collectively thank him for the digital efforts. Excellent work on tricking my mind.
OK now, I know that most of you out there have had evenings where you decided to drink gallons of hard alcohol, order Chinese food and play GTA until you simply passed "right the fuck out" in your chair/sofa. The next morning, you NEED (kinda) to go get more food and more booze. As you walk by cars and people of all types driving them... what do you do?
Size them up. You easily imaginate taking their cars, bashing down a few hookers, flipping through radio stations with gun in hand, and laying waste to anything in your way. Like a PRO (J. H. B.) gamer that has his lower intestines filled with high-octane gasoline and gorilla penis wrapped in a warm blanket of machine guns. Then, all of the sudden, you show up at work.
From now on, when I put one of these Cup O' Noodles in the microwave, this is how I will picture the heating process. A giant realistic gundam statue with a tea pot of boiling water.
From the "holy crap this is awesome" video category, watch what happens with you power futuristic weaponry with dubstep. Yes, you guessed it.. it's an extreme rave laser war of epic proportions.
"The Drop Squad - an elite force infused with the power of heavy electronic beats. They posses lasers made out of dubstep! Some say they are a menace to society. Others say they are just misunderstood. The Drop Squad themselves think they're a lot like Batman."