Clam Licking Salt Off a Table Exactly How I Would Lick Your Face

Clams are DELICIOUS. So is SALT. So are FACES.

I can't help but think of the scene in Terminator 2 when a guard at a mental institute licks Sarah Connor's face while she is restrained to a bed. 'Cept this is SALT and a clam, but if you think about it... Sarah was pretty sweaty (all the time), so I imagine it tasted exactly the same. Yum yum.