Combat Ready 'Sword Skillet' Fries Eggs and Slays Monsters

So you are cooking your bacon, tomato, ham, egg, cheese, steak, onion, demon meat, whiskey, dragon leg, shire mushroom, ghost chili pepper omlette and then all of the sudden you are ATTACKED by a goddamn monster.

Good thing you are cooking on your trusty Combat Skillet by Morlock Enterprises that is a functional frying pan with a freakin' hilt attached so you can swing away at your foe, chopping off limbs like butter. Breakfast served.