Try jamming this goldfish down your toilet (yes, you have to kill it first... heathen).
This is one huuuuuuge goldfish (koi carp technically) that could probably destroy cities and/or the moon. Raphael Biagini, who is a master goldfish catcher, nabbed this sucker in France and get this... It weighs 30 pounds and is the largest of it's kind. Ever. That is the equivalent of about 500 fillet o' fishes and I am sharpening my knives.
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