Can I Keep it? Giant Orange Mega Goldfish Caught

Try jamming this goldfish down your toilet (yes, you have to kill it first... heathen).

This is one huuuuuuge goldfish (koi carp technically) that could probably destroy cities and/or the moon. Raphael Biagini, who is a master goldfish catcher, nabbed this sucker in France and get this... It weighs 30 pounds and is the largest of it's kind. Ever. That is the equivalent of about 500 fillet o' fishes and I am sharpening my knives.

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Crazed and Hungry Viking Raiding Group Pillages Los Angeles

They are called "Norse Hollywood Dining Vikings" and they like to drink, smash, eat, burn, pillage, copulate forcefully on occasion, and raid restaurants around the Hollywood area. Each member of this non-illustrious group of norsemen create their own weapons and armor and never walk away from a good meal or a fight. A man named Tony Swatton is the leader of the brigade and says "Vikings eat pirates and shit ninjas!" 

That is a BOLD statement sir, but I will go along with it for safety sakes. I wonder who has claimed Erik the Swift, Baleog the Fierce, and Olaf the Stout as their name. 

They have a facebook page with TONS of photos as well. Vikings sure have come a long with with technology.

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"IT'S PROPHESIED" Your Time on Earth Ends NOW

This might be the most bitchin' song ever. Praise Jesus... Amen. Seriously though, this guy makes mondays absolutely lovely. I can't wait for that beast to burn that whore !

(End Times Anthem)

"My new song about Bible Prophecy and Barack Obama." - crazy old bastard AKA lost soul AKA William Tapley

Russian CPU Collector: "Look at my CPUs, my CPUs are Amazing"

Russian потрясающий-geek decided to present his humble collection of over 1000 CPUs to the people of this forum. The CPUs range from the early days of computerizing to the modern days we all call "now." 

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The New KFC Skinwich: Fried Skin, Bacon, Cheese and Deadly

5 inches of delicious fried chicken skin piled on a bun, smothered with cheese and bacon. Impressive KFC, most impressive. 

Of course, any of you would give this an attempt, but I would imagine that you can theorize on the results with a great deal of accuracy. Has making crazy-ass bad for you sandwiches gotten out of control? Or have we, as a species, figured out a humane way to reduce our population? 

QUICK NOTE: This has been proved to be entirely fake. Still, pretty gross and funny.

RESULTS: "Nasty. The richness of all that fatty seasoned skin is totally overwhelming. It’s also tongue-parchingly-salty."

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CF-18 Jet Crashes into Planet Earth and goes Boom

The pilot, Captain Brian Bews, probably had one of the wildest rides of his life. Ever. You can see from the photos above how he just barely escapes death as his plane smacks into the ground. Good show sir! Next time though... learn how to fly the jet, ok? Just kidding... you did great, really. Click on to watch the video of  the crash...

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Giant Shark Attack in the Lightning Massive Torso Tattoo

Well god damn... Vegas Baby indeed... After getting this tattoo done, you might as well lay down a good chunk of cash on the roulette wheel and see what your tattoo karma has gotten you. Anyway, apparently this beast is sitting on the side of Mikey over at  [ sweet wolf shirt ] and it is an unfinished piece of work. Good work sir.. and good luck with the rest!

Team Fortress 2 Laser Cats Spew Hornets and Lasers

This is so awesome and looks like so much fun. Carnage all around where giant cat heads appear in a Team Fortress 2 match and just lay waste. Watch this video...

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Hilariously Messed Up: The Craigslist Engagement Ring

I can't stop playing this scene out in my mind in a variety of ways... if the dude was smart, he would have captured this on video and gave us all something super awesome to watch. I have so many questions... so many.

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Skull-Head Monkys Riding Laser Ass Powered Flying Zebras

And they are about to battle with a naked dude shooting rainbows out of his beast-head man boobs. This is beyond.

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Seriously Hardcore: Cow Hooves Shoes with Pistol Heals

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Crazy Awesome House Found in Vietnam

 You have to see the rest of the pics of this house.

"This house in Vietnam is officially called Hang Nga Guesthouse.[...] By the way, tourists enjoy visiting this misshapen concrete structure with unexpected things like spider webs, animal figures and mysterious creatures inside."