"God damn, what is that son of a bitch?"
"That's his pee pee."
And what a pee pee it is!!! Did you ever think you would watch a turtle blast out a bucket load of DNA so impressively that you need to wipe down your computer screen?
Answer: YES (This turtle is... a hero)
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Wooo hooo !!!! Just fishin' away on the docks... reeling in my fish.. then.. whammo holy shit whoa oh jesus christ... it's a big ass shark !!
Would you sit your butt down within the mouth of a shark attack? Damn right, you are tough as nails.
Sure sitting on the shark bench would make you rather uncomfortable, but mostly it would make you so tired that you want to go home. You would be so tired and you wanna go to bed... you had a little drink about an hour ago and it went straight to your head.
The shark bench is on display at shopping mall in Bangkok, Thailand.
Above photo was taken by Pornchai Kittiwongsakul.
"Man smashes up T-mobile Shop Manchester [England] on Market Street."
Sick of your phone service? SO IS THIS GUY. Bam smash kick punch pull FIRE EXTINGUISH bite spit *eff you samsung galaxy* bash *magenta!!!* rip scream thwack!
Apparently, (and this is true) he was unhappy about being refused a refund on his contract.
His name is Jason Codner, he is 42. In Life, the Universe and Everything, Codner, a man who knows all that is true, confirms that 42 is indeed 'The Answer'.
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Nothing screams "I want to destroy the living shit out of everything that moves and then run it over while dropping some grenades to finish it off" like a fully loaded Hummer H2 equipped with every god damn piece of weaponry known to man. Ohhh and if you want to party, it lights up with a disco laser show within the cab that will go well with jamming buckets of blow into your face. Praise Jesus.
That's not all... this fantasy ride called 'Black Knight' also boasts a sick-as-hell paint job of dragons and swords with a demon knight on the wheel cover. OK... just read on, LOOK and pull out your wallet, because it's going for the low low price of $55k.
This dude on 4chan finds himself a rusty old "presumably live" grenade in the forest. What does he do? Pull the pin? That is only the start of it... it gets even MORE hilariously uncomfortable.
Read on, grow some balls and smack it with a hammer.
Put the awesomely garbage-filled '80s right on your back PERMANENTLY. Now meet Glen. Glen decided to take his back and turn it into this masterpiece of 'Orrible Ozzy, which is appropriately named after his son... Ozzy (who might also be a giant lizard). That is some amazing godzilla-esque dedication to parenting we have here and this dude has the back of fire breathing destruction to prove it.
Based on the action film "The Raid" these claymation cats are gunning each other down in this badass gorefest of ultra-clay-violence.