Look at this fellow. He actually decided that it was a grand idea to put BARS through his eyebrows and attach them to his cheeks so it seems that he is always looking out of a jail cell (I think). Would you do this? Listen, don't answer it, some of you out there probably would. But, that's ok cause I KNOW you.
Thanks go to Jonathan for showing me these things, I can only hope when I am finally looking through those prison bars, it's only your hands on my hips that I feel. That just proves that there is still love in our hearts and no bars in our eyes.