This is a print that you might want to have above your bed to remind you that things can and always will be epic as hell as long as we have sharks, narwhals and lighting bat/skull swords.
SHARK: "It is known that sharks are sweet at jumping out of the water in slow motion and fucking shit up with their massive jaws and razor sharp teeth."
NARWHAL: "Hark! The narwhal! A vicious stabber! A vicious stabber indeed! Thou art a stabber of ice! A stabber of prey! A stabber of sharks who wield swords of enchantment!"
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