Brief Jerky: How to Make Edible Underwear Out of Dried Meat

Once in a while we ALL love to cover our jumbly-bits with slabs of dried meat and force our partner to eat it with his/her face. Is it Tuesday already? So pass some dental floss on over and make sure the one you love is ready to spend some up-close and meaty time with your spicy region...just like God intended.

Go [ here ] to check out the step by step process for making your own pair.

This Might Be The Sexiest Massive Pile of Bacon You Will See Today

Now, I know what you are thinking and you are right... this might be the best looking pile of bacon that you and/or I have ever wanted to have sex with. Ever.

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Fast Food Advertising Versus Junk Food Reality

Junk food: We LOVE and NEED it. Every time we step out the door it all seems to be getting easier and easier to pump saturated fat directly into our blood streams. Have you ever noticed that the advertisement pictures and the actual food never match up the way you want it to? Of course you have. As gross as it all might be, the question still remains... does it matter? I <3 tacos.

Go [ here ] to see all of the comparisons.

Epic Life-Sized Stormtrooper Cake Looks Too Lifelike to Eat

This really is an edible cake that you can put into your actual mouth. A full-size stormtrooper cake. This cake is awesome and you know it. The cake was crafted by Oak Leaf Cakes.

"This beautiful cake was created for the hungry patrons at the Arisia Sci-Fi Convention in Boston, MA.  The stormtrooper stands at 6 feet 4 inches tall, weighed at least 300 lbs, and fed nearly 600 hungry conventioneers!"

Read on my friend... read on.

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Unicorn Poop Cookies Look Like They Came Out of a Magic Butt

Poop cookies are decently good. Unicorn poop cookies are... MAGICAL. These little rainbow plops of delicious are guaranteed to make you fly standing up straight, shoot lasers out of your private parts and when you talk, rainbow sparkles spew out of your mouth like a flamethrower.

"Unicorns may manage their elusiveness but they left behind some fanciful evidence of their existence and I was able to recreate their leavings."

If you read on you will be able to watch a video of these cookies in action! Magic Poop Rainbow ACTION.

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World of Warcraft Deathwing Cake is So Epic it Should Be Purple

The Molten Core Swim Club guild wanted to celebrate the end of the year with one hell of an awesome cake. Yes, what you see there is edible. The craftsmanship on this beast is absolutely amazing and worthy of being cut with the Warglaive of Azzinoth. One thing for sure is that Deathwing is one tough cookie.. errr cake. Raid on to see more.

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Yum or Yuck: Would You Eat Live Octopus?

Many of you out there IN THE VOID would never want to push a live octopus wrapped around a stick directly into your face. Something tells me that you have heard of this delicacy and maybe even seen a picture or two, but this short video by national geographic awesomely details the deliciousness / grossness of live octopus eating and you should watch it and learn.

This Dress Made out of Bacon Looks Delicious on You

I would eat this girl. Just pick her up and put her on the frying pan until crispy and delicious.

[ source ] via [ thedailybacon ]

Awesome Bacon Weave Wrapped Turkey is Awesome

If any of you out there need an decent idea on what to do with your Thanksgiving turkey this year.

Wrap it in a blanket of bacon weave and get your meal on.

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This Superman Pizza Could Be My Kryptonite

You can't get any simpler than this Superman Pizza foodcrafting. Get some dough, shape it up like you (everyone) know how and lace it with delicious pepperoni pieces. Booya! Faster than trains and bullets will that go into your face.

[ source ] via [ buzzfeed ]

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