The $666 Pentagram Branded Cheeseburger is Satan Approved

SATAN 666 BURGER IS THE BURGER THAT SWALLOWS YOUR SOUL

Want to have the most badass awesome burger the depths of hell could conjure? Me too buddy, me too. Only thing is you have to sell off a kidney (or two) to get it. This beast of a burger costs $666 of your hard-earned demon dollars and might taste like the demon it came from. These burgers are being sold out of a black pentagram truck in random spots around NYC and they appropriately dubbed it "the douche burger". Why?

The hellish meal "consists of a fucking burger filled and topped with rich people shit. Kobe beef patty (wrapped in gold leaf), foie gras, caviar, lobster, truffles, imported aged gruyere cheese (melted with champagne steam) kopi luwak bbq sauce and Himalayan rock salt. It may not taste good, but it will make you feel rich as fuck. Douche."

Sounds like something I am more than willing to sell my first born child to Lucifer for... think the ketchup is free?

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The All-New "F*ck You" Pizza From Pizza Hut (Looks Delicious)

From KFC mashed potatoes and Taco Bell Doritos tacos locos to BK whoppers, this F*CK YOU pizza from Pizza Hut has it all (and seriously MUCH MUCH MORE). AHHHHHH anal leakage.

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When Lunch Looks Like a Ninja Turtle, Your Lunchbox is Awesome!

Lunch just got AWESOME. This is just a "taste" of all the awesome bento boxes that you can wish were a part of your afternoon feasting.

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This Werewolf Pizza is Meant to be Eaten With Silver Bullets

What you see above is the desires of a young lad wanting his pizza to be shaped like a werewolf. I'll take my slice with some wolf's bane and the blood of innocents please. Seems like pizza has been ALL the rage lately, right? Which honestly, makes total sense because pizza is all the rage.

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Enormous 1050 Pieces of Bacon Burger King Cheeseburger

Behold: The world's largest pile of bacon to ever grace a Burger King cheeseburger. In fact, there are 1050 pieces jammed in that mess and if you read on, you can watch some dude attempt to eat it.

Attempting to eat almost $100 worth of bacon. Ready and.... GO.

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One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor and Eat an Eye of Sauron Cake

The great eye of frosting sees all. Orcs have birthdays too I would imagine...

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Bacon Taco Shell Bacon Taco is a Taco of Awesome

Best idea EVER: Use bacon as a taco shell and then stuff it full of delicious taco innards and more bacon. This is almost as good as the Nacho Cheese Meat Burrito Pizza Taco.

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This Bacon Guitar Rocks So Hard I'd Strum it with My Tongue:

Guitars are meant to be fried in a skillet and eaten. Oh the musical bliss of sliced pork belly.

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I'd Still Eat it: Dunkin' Donuts New Shredded Pork Flavored Donuts

Did you know that on Pen Island, the man who can hold the most pork flavored donuts without using his hands is pronounced King? I am still trying to figure out how to get them on there, otherwise I would be King... I swear.

"Donuts are a very flexible product," Dunkin Chief Executive Officer Nigel Travis told Reuters in an interview. “You can do savory donuts, you can do donuts with shredded pork — that’s in China."

SADLY, (I know) these are only available in China, because like you, I know these would become a major staple in our "diets".

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Japan Meets Mexico with a Cup Noodle Tacos Flavored Ramen

Life just got BETTER the moment you laid your eyes on this marvel of human food engineering. Let us sit back and reflect on the gargantuan amounts of ramen that ALL of our bodies have injested. That's right... TONS. With the advent of combining taco flavoring to the mix, my face/gut is willing to accept TONS more.  

Make sure you read on to see closeups and prepare yourself to experience cheap microwavable delight at it's purest.

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Brief Jerky: How to Make Edible Underwear Out of Dried Meat

Once in a while we ALL love to cover our jumbly-bits with slabs of dried meat and force our partner to eat it with his/her face. Is it Tuesday already? So pass some dental floss on over and make sure the one you love is ready to spend some up-close and meaty time with your spicy region...just like God intended.

Go [ here ] to check out the step by step process for making your own pair.

This Might Be The Sexiest Massive Pile of Bacon You Will See Today

Now, I know what you are thinking and you are right... this might be the best looking pile of bacon that you and/or I have ever wanted to have sex with. Ever.

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