SATAN 666 BURGER IS THE BURGER THAT SWALLOWS YOUR SOUL
Want to have the most badass awesome burger the depths of hell could conjure? Me too buddy, me too. Only thing is you have to sell off a kidney (or two) to get it. This beast of a burger costs $666 of your hard-earned demon dollars and might taste like the demon it came from. These burgers are being sold out of a black pentagram truck in random spots around NYC and they appropriately dubbed it "the douche burger". Why?
The hellish meal "consists of a fucking burger filled and topped with rich people shit. Kobe beef patty (wrapped in gold leaf), foie gras, caviar, lobster, truffles, imported aged gruyere cheese (melted with champagne steam) kopi luwak bbq sauce and Himalayan rock salt. It may not taste good, but it will make you feel rich as fuck. Douche."
Sounds like something I am more than willing to sell my first born child to Lucifer for... think the ketchup is free?