Hey Nice Dragon Takedown! Watch This Skyrim Badass Slaughter All

Looks like Freddie Wong put down the sub-machine guns and picked up a broadsword for some CG slashes and castle storming... Skyrim style.

"I used to be an adventurer like you until I quit listening to quest givers and slaughtered everything that lay before me!"

This post is for Jonathan who likes to seach for Elder Scrolls while drinking bourbon until he is black-out-blind. Leave the keep bro bro, get your ass to Riften and stop collecting all those "vintage" wine bottles!

'Gamer Commute' is How you get To Work After Playing Grand Theft Auto

OK now, I know that most of you out there have had evenings where you decided to drink gallons of hard alcohol, order Chinese food and play GTA until you simply passed "right the fuck out" in your chair/sofa. The next morning, you NEED (kinda) to go get more food and more booze. As you walk by cars and people of all types driving them... what do you do?

Size them up. You easily imaginate taking their cars, bashing down a few hookers, flipping through radio stations with gun in hand, and laying waste to anything in your way. Like a PRO (J. H. B.) gamer that has his lower intestines filled with high-octane gasoline and gorilla penis wrapped in a warm blanket of machine guns. Then, all of the sudden, you show up at work.

The Jedi A-Holes Strike Back

First there was jedi a-holes, and now... they strike back. Of course, made by famed internet cg star, Freddie Wong. I'd move the moon for you. Know it.

Spotted at [ gtdw ]

Mr. Toots: A Unicorn That Poops Power Blasting Rainbows

Congratulations you won! (this is not a joke) Freddie Wong, you continue to amaze. :) Watch out!!! Rainbows!!!!

It's "Epic VFX Time" with Freddie Wong and EpicMealTime

"MOAR GUNZ!"

via [ thedailywh.at ]

The Rocket Jump: Mega-Power-Leap Rocket Kill Made "Reality"

Oh Freddie Wong, you surely know how to make movies that we can all relate to. This little rendition of the ROCKET JUMP brings back so many memories. Memories of the great war.

"Journey with us through video game history as we witness the first ever rocket jump. My teammates are total noobs. That dude on the turret is also a total camper."

Side note: I have been playing as an assault on Global Agenda, and wished a few times that this maneuver would not blast me to bits. As I would do it constantly.