Crappy Nightmare Fuel: Freddy Krueger Toilet Tank Cover

Admittedly, I would LOVE to fall asleep on the toilet and drift into a dream just to have this happen to me. In reality, after seeing this image, I don't think I will ever be able to sit down on the toilet again. Back to the old rubber hose, toothbrush and grocery bag trick... again.

Nine, ten, never poop again.