Remember Big Wheels? You better. Well, this video takes drifting and tricks to the next level. How many of these awesome three-wheeled bikes I burned through as a kid would blow mines (I lived next to a hill... jealous?). Kick back, watch some Big Wheel power-drifts and remember the days when you were young and not some tired old sack.
Spotted at [ gizmodo ]
Wednesday, December 14, 2011 | Peter Jakubik, cool, fun, pony girl rocker, sexy, toy 
Like rocking on pony rockers but you are TOO OLD? Well this girl bent over waiting for a ride pony rocker might be the thing you are looking for. Ya old pervert.
"The rocker ironically carries a memory of boys’ games on knights, riders, conquerors or warriors and pushes it into the field of adult fantasies."
This was a design by Peter Jakubik and sadly it is not for sale. If it was, I would be rocking one right now.
I know what you are all thinking. That mini gun would tear that human shield in half and cut right through most of the building as well.
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 | fun, obvious winner back, wedding 
We did it! The knot is now tied. Yep, your beloved Obvious Winner writer is officially off the market. First off, I will have you know that our time was pretty much awesome from start-to-finish occurring in a Berkshire mansion containing about 150 well-dressed and badass people all hopped up on booze, cheering us on.
Secondly, the lady and I performed a surprise lightsaber wedding cake cutting duel solidifying our geekily awesome vows and then "quickly" jetted off to a mountaintop apartment in Southern France (Provence) and then ultimately to Paris to relax in a euro-metropolis fashion.
Lastly, but most importantly, I am back to American beer, my computer, processed foods, pumpkin carving and putting in countless hours of pro-blogging to make up for this giant loss in important internet data. Note: Consummation Complete.
Sunday, September 11, 2011 | cg, cool, freddie wong, fun, guns, video, video games OK now, I know that most of you out there have had evenings where you decided to drink gallons of hard alcohol, order Chinese food and play GTA until you simply passed "right the fuck out" in your chair/sofa. The next morning, you NEED (kinda) to go get more food and more booze. As you walk by cars and people of all types driving them... what do you do?
Size them up. You easily imaginate taking their cars, bashing down a few hookers, flipping through radio stations with gun in hand, and laying waste to anything in your way. Like a PRO (J. H. B.) gamer that has his lower intestines filled with high-octane gasoline and gorilla penis wrapped in a warm blanket of machine guns. Then, all of the sudden, you show up at work.
Friday, September 2, 2011 | cool, fun, irl, metal slug, neogeo, video, video editing How fun does this look? Jump into a real deal side scrolling video game where you upgrade weapons and cause as much destruction as possible? SOLD. This is Andrew and he is killing baddies from the old Neo-Geo game ' Metal Slug' in real life.
Spotted at [ GAS ]
Having a rough day? I sure am. Care to trip out? I sure do! Well, click [ here ] and follow the instructions. When you are done, look around and watch the room melt. All the cool kids are doing it.
Partying is fun! Partying with Star Wars snacks placed all over your house is even FUNNER. Keep moving along and check out all the super awesome geektastic salty snack ideas that can easily pull the ears off a gundark. Anyone care to candy dipped pretzel lightsaber duel? Read on.
Just in time for the 4th of July. Sit back, pound some beers from the cooler and experience what fireworks experience.
Spotted at [ nerdcore ]
Monday, June 27, 2011 | fake, fun, geek, magnetic balls, real, technology, video, weird Go get yourself a giant scrapyard magnet, a box of colored balls (yes, those balls you used to jump into and take a pee), add some mysterious technology and watch the magic happen. OR, maybe this is all After Effects "magic" and none of this happened at all. You choose!
It's friday! Time to seat dance in your cube/office/home/toilet seat. Dainumo has put together quite the fine little remix of samples from the Lord of the Rings. Of course, we have seen this before from POGO and his Murmurs of Middle Earth video (which I think is brutally awesome). This time around, the style is a tad different, but equally as cool. Enjoy.
Found at [ misterhonk ]
