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Wednesday
May222013

Satan Approved Pentagram Tan Line Generating Bikini Top

Hey ladies! How would you like to show some respect for the prince of the damned right on your chest?! This hand-crafted bikini top uses the power of the sun to make a hellishly evil set of tan lines right up front and center.

Thanks go to BB who tends to just wear nothing but goat blood and horns to praise the beast. Pro.

Monday
May202013

The Dark Knight Shaves: The Batman Symbol Mustache

Sure, it has been done before, but this is one impressively well manicured Batman mustache by Bason-Jateman.

Thanks to reader Etih_jSux0rz for the heads up!

Monday
May202013

Best Used VW MK2 Golf 1.8 GTI 8v Engine for Sale You Will See Today

You got yourself a used 'vw mk2 golf 1.8 gti 8v engine' that you are looking to sell off. Nothing. I repeat NOTHING sells an engine like a nice set of headlights.

"Radiator and housing Engine mounts Bottom end is also included but has been out in the garden for a while so that's up to you whether you would like that or not Any questions please feel free to ask."

Ready your paypal accounts and read on to see a closeup of the... "engine".

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Thursday
May162013

Adding a Mustache and Eyebrows to Your Baby is Instantly Hilarious

I <3 HUGS

Indeed you do young Ming the Merciless! Check out what Finder's Creepers decided to do to her little evil wizard infant with a drawn-on mustache and eyebrows. Normally, I would suggest that you should do this to your precious little baby with a washable marker, but seriously... use a permanent sharpie. The laughs will last you weeks.

Monday
May132013

From Mantis to Barnacle Style, Kama Sutra Animal Positions

There are times when learning is productive. The next time you want to get down, do it like an earthworm or a turtle. I know... froggy style is my thing too.

Read on to see them all.

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Monday
May132013

Imitation Crab Attack of the Giants Manga Lunch

Shingeki no Kyojin crab face lunch!

Now, I am not claiming to know anything about this manga, but in my research I have uncovered that this giant is from 'Attack of the Giants' (Shingeki no Kyojin) and the giant you see here is made out of delicious imitation crab meat with rice grain teeth. Apparently, these giants love to eat people and the manga itself is a very disturbing read. Sounds perfect. I guess.

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Saturday
May112013

Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal (the best of)

The newest, lollest and hottest meme going around is video recording yourself spoon feeding Ryan Gosling some cereal and he simply rejects you.

 

Friday
May102013

Total Stupid Moron Dumbass Tries to Break a Car Window with His Head

Think your day was rough? Had to deal with a ton of shit. I bet your head hurts BAD.

Watch this video and somehow... it all gets better.

Thursday
May092013

Standing Ovation Earned: Highschool Student Schools His Teacher on Teaching

*clap clap clap clap clap*

He name is Jeff Bliss.

Bravo good sir on dropping some education on the teacher from Duncanville.

We don't need no stinking packets.

Wednesday
May082013

Oddly Stimulating Nintendo 64 Controller... Hardcore?

Well well well... you wanted some weird N64 controller erot1ca and now you got it.

Do a barrel roll!!!

Monday
May062013

In Russia, Talking Fish Talk Way Too Much While on the Cutting Board

Radiation? Magic? This gutted fish attempts to grant some russian wishes (hammers, sickles and vodka).

This is monday... and on this monday, this talking russian fish is what you get.

By the end of the week, I bet most of you are making fish talk like this yourselves.

Monday
May062013

Janitor Leaves Awesome Yoda and Zelda Sketches on School Whiteboards

Think your junior highschool janitor is awesome?!?! Well, certainly not as awesome as this guy. He has been drawing kick-ass cafeteria whiteboard sketches of Yoda giving solid trash tips such as "Your garbage.. recycle you will." and some incredible Zelda: Twilight Princess art that would inspire anyone to be clean.

Nice work janitor.