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Saturday
May042013

Liquor Store Offers Escort Quality Vodka at Hooker Pricing

Now THIS is my kind of liquor store. Chicago Lake Liquors is offering up Escort Quality, Hooker Pricing. Just look at 13.99 drop a whole four bucks. Perfect for a street walker.

Wednesday
May012013

Intense Mountain Side Sheep Rescue Leads to Intenser Sheep Super Slide

A sheep gets her head stuck in a fence on the side of a mountain. (very sad) Some brave humans make the hike to rescue the sheep with total success. (Hooray!!!)The sheep is DONE with all of this nonsense and decides to just bowling ball herself right down the hill like a pro.

Go sheep... GO.

Wednesday
May012013

The 'Injustice League of North Korea' Defaced Bills

Remember the awesome Justice League of America defaced bills? Well, now we have North Korea's finest supervillain Kim Jong-Un as Two Face, Penguin, Joker, Bane and Doomsday by artist Aslan Malik from Germany.

Read on to see them all.

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Tuesday
Apr302013

Hilarious PVC Water Bazooka to the Face FAIL is Kind of a WIN

Add a little too much water and over pressurize your homemade soda bootle PVC bazooka and you get knocked out. The slow mo water stream to the face must have felt goddamn wonderful.

Saturday
Apr272013

Japanese Tomato Haircut is for People Who Have Ketchup on the Brain

Oh Japan, you wonderful tomato headed weirdos. Apparently, getting the weirdest hair style you can is all the rage these days and this tomato cut is nothing short of well... Fruity? Saucy? Salsa-y? Who in the hell knows. It look delicious and I want to bite into her head.

Remember kids: A tomato is not a vegetable. 

Friday
Apr262013

Kent the Grandpa with Metallica Tattoo Keeping it REAL

Hey Sarah... maybe you will think twice about crossing ole' Grandpappy.

bling bling

Thursday
Apr252013

NAILED it! Budget TMNT Fetish Cosplay

Probably one of the most accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja cosplays that is guaranteed to spew the weirdest radioative juices we have ever seen. Good show.

Thursday
Apr252013

Dear Bike Owner, I Stole Your Bike then Returned it with a Domino's Lava Cake

This bike 'thief" gets white girl wasted, takes this bike to get home, wakes up with the guilt and returns it back to it's rightful owner with a note and a FREE Domino's Chocolate Lava Cake coupon.

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Wednesday
Apr242013

It's the Star Wars Adult Movie Parody You've Been 'Waiting For'

Smut company Brazzers is making a Star Wars Jedi babe battle adult movie. Lightsabers, force blasting and doing it like a gang of Jawas on an alderaan princess.

Don't worry, there is nothing too unsafe in this video other than the brazzers logo and sexy nerd innuendos.

Friday
Apr192013

A Miracle of Nature as Dude Finds Ninja Leaf in the Wild

Sometimes nature makes weird / awesome shapes on complete accident. You know... like Jesus on toast, Virgin Mary on a watermelon, naked woman in my bed... you name it. Reddit user freeaccount spotted this "Leaf Ninja" that is the true definition of a miracle. Artist rendition to the right (obviously).

Make sure you read on to see a closeup!

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Thursday
Apr182013

Star Wars Episode VII - The Gauntlet of Infinity Movie Poster

STAR WARS - EPISODE VII

THE GAUNTLET OF INFINITY

Luke Skywalker, THANOS, Spider-Man, Han Solo, Fantastic Four, The Avengers, X-men, Wolverine, Goddamn Slave 1 saves the day in this movie poster rendition of Parks and Recreation's Patton Oswalt and his brilliant Star Wars filibuster.

Friday
Apr122013

Kitten Ninja Tuck and Roll Dodges Invisible Throwing Stars

Got about 10 seconds to spare so you can watch a kitten perform a ninja trick? Sure you do, it's friday. Screw it, soon you will be at the bar telling your friends about how you saw a ninja cat video and you might even get laid because of it. In fact, I guarantee it.

Feel free to watch this a hundred times over until the day is complete.