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Monday
Apr082013

Dinosaur Beard is a Shaved Raptor vs. Apatosaurus Battle on your Face

Beard technology has come a LONG way right back into the jurassic period. Check out this dude's award winning "Dino Beard" that took the teacher's beard competition like a t-rex takes my heart. Raw and to the face.

Thursday
Apr042013

Yip Skillidy Do ! He Needs a Beer! Throw em' a beer!

Towing a boat is an honorable thing to do. Help your homie out! Throw em a beer! Yeah, it doesn't go too well, but it also goes perfect. I think he died.

jk... it was only a propeller to the FACE. Kinda livable.

Wednesday
Apr032013

The Chilean Construction Worker Dragon Ball Fusion 

Witness the rebirth of power by Chilean construction workers doing the Power Ball Fusion dance.

Fusion is the process of merging two separate beings into one, combining their attributes, from strength and speed to reflexes, intelligence and wisdom. When properly fused, the single being created has an astounding level of power, far beyond what either fusees would have had individually. 

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! LET'S BUILD STUFF!

Wednesday
Apr032013

Zombie Ex-Girlfriend Gun Target that Bleeds when you Shoot it to Hell

Two things that can really ruin your day... zombies and ex-girlfriends. Zombie Industries came up with a "fantastic idea" of combining them BOTH into a bleeding target that you can waste with your much needed assault rifle. This is going to go over well... I am certain.

"I love that this target looks like Britney Spears and it bleeds when I shot it." - Bryan

What they SHOULD have called this was the Zombie gun target that makes sure you never get a girlfriend again... ever.

Ratta tat tat!

Tuesday
Apr022013

Laser Blasting X-Men Cyclops Cat

The new team of cat mutants are coming. X-Men Origins Cyclops Cat.

X-CATS

Monday
Apr012013

Chewbacca Roar Contest! Husband's Hilarious April Fool's Joke on His Wife

Archz714 decided to play a SOLID joke by posting this flyer around town with his wife's telephone number on it. Call it up... give it a good wookiee roar and see if you can win a cool $100 bucks.

Maybe the best April Fool's joke of the day. I suggest just letting the wookiee win.

Monday
Apr012013

The R2-D2 Bra that Lights Up and Makes R2 Beeping Sounds

Someone get me a lady STAT! This painted paper mache twin R2-D2 is loaded with electronics ripped from old R2 toys and is fully operational ONLY when supporting Double-D sized mammary glands. Apparently, when you poke the nips, you get a fun sound effect!

Poke Poke Poke.

Go here to instructables to learn exactly how to make one for yourself (or for the pretty lady accross the hall that you have never actually met or talked to, but I am pretty sure she likes you and wants to watch Star Wars with you all day while listening to heavy metal and eating microwaveable burritos). Oh God, I just described myself.

Friday
Mar292013

About Sizzlin' TIME: Bacon Condoms 'Make Your Meat, Look like Meat'

Bacon condoms?!!? For years now, I have said how much I would love to have my boner taste like bacon. Admit it, you have too. J&D's (the developer of Bacon Salt) made our dreams a reality by making these pork prophylactics that, not only make your dong look like a strip of bacon, they are actually lubricated with baconlube. I will never go hungry again.

Thanks to Brad for the heads up.  Way up.

"a boner is like a thumbs up from your balls to whatever you are thinking about" -wiseman

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Thursday
Mar282013

Geektastic Hand-Painted Batman, PvZ, Walking Dead Easter Eggs

Easter Eggs are AWESOME. Someone hides them... YOU hunt them. Crafty Rene-l took some ordinary eggs and individually hand-painted each of them with acrylics/sharpies into Batman, Superman, PvZ Zombies, the Walking Dead Cast, My Little Pony, Star Wars Angry Birds and more!

This is the Easter Egg hunt of epic proportions. Seriously though Rene-l... good work, you painted a TON of awesomely geeky eggs like a PRO.

Read on to see (hunt) them all...

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Wednesday
Mar272013

Star Wars Jurassic Park Mashup: A Long Time Ago in the Making

Who knew that when the commando team, lead by General Han Solo, confronted AT-ATs and AT-STs on the far moon of Endor, that it would match up so well with the trailer for Jurassic Park.

 One Minute Galactica of Slacktory put this A/V treat together that, with some solid editing, turned dinosaurs and the Rebel Alliance into "JurAT-AT Park".

Thanks to i<3chaos for the t-rexheadsup.

Tuesday
Mar262013

Photographer Narrowly Escapes Crocodile Dubstep Attack Video

Ok, this is a video you have to watch and mainly, LISTEN TO... twice. The background score is Subsonic by Excision and it so happens that it goes perfectly with a bunch of Costa Ricans screaming at a photographer by the name of Antonio Ruiz who about to get eaten by a crocodile. Wub wub wub... CHOMP.

Monday
Mar252013

Racing Water Faucet Valve that Sounds like a Formula 1 Car

NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNnnn Nnnnnnnn...

Watch this dude shift his water valve to the sounds of a Formula 1 race car. Nice orange iron deposit bro bro ! NnnnNnnnnnn nNnnNnnnnnnn...