Watch This Dude Jump into a Parking Lot Water Puddle and Disappear

Jumping into water puddles is "FUN". Splish splash.. all wet.. HA HA.. [insert regret] This dude decides to jump into a puddle by the local Family Dollar Store and gets in a bit too deep.

Bury Them as They Fall in This Crime Scene Body Outline Coffin

Let's face it... crimes happen. One day you are walking around feeding the birds, the next you are fed to them. Faustine Gau from Seattle, WA built this coffin in the shape of a corpse outline so you can be buried into the ground just how you met your doom.

Hat tip and a killer's wink to [ ian brooks ]

The Hilariously Creepy Gastro Ghouls n' Fear Fritters of Paula Deen

A day at Deen Manor slowed down into a hilarious horrorshow.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise and shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine... hahahaha

Watch a Battlefield 1942 CD Spin So Fast it EXPLODES

Apparently, you can spin CDs up to the point where they simply rip apart and send dangerous shards flying at your face and nuts. Cover your parts and watch.

Smell Like the Undead with this Zombie Cologne

Now you can smell like the brain eating walker that you truly are with these Zombie for him and Zombie for Her cologne sprays. Spray on and join the herd.

"Zombie for Him: Think forest floor.  Zombie for Him is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth.  A definite must-have for any Man’s scent collection."

"Zombie for Her: A slightly lighter version of the Men's fragrance with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch."

Master Kung Fu?! The Best Homework To-Do List you Might Ever See

Now this is the sort of homework I could DO. Why would I just do one of the following, when I could do ALL of the following. Call me an overachiever.

The Ultimate Wake Up EVIL PRANK Compilation Video

Kick back and watch a compilation of the meanist, most evil-ist, bastardly, son of a bitchery, yet brutally awesome ways to prank wake people up from - what once was - a peaceful slumber.

Let the weekend begin.

Sad Underwater Tub Cat will Meow You to Sympathetic Giggles

Meow... sad cat doesn't want a bath, but he is too lazy to do anything about it. Meow.

LAUGH AT SAD UNDERWATER CAT

Fact is, cats are GOOD swimmers. I used to have a cat that would jump in the pool with me and follow me around. 

Getting Slapped Awake Every Morning for 15 Days Straight

This bearded dude told his wife to wake him up with a firm slap to the face every morning for 15 days in a row.

*SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* x5

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Deal with it: Back of the Head Mustache and Shades Haircut

Ron Swanson, Ned Flanders, Magnum P.I., Wyatt Earp, YOU NAME IT., thewordkurt's girlfriend got a sweet (and strange) request to put a mustache and shades on the back of this dude's head. She nailed it.

Deal with it.

Super Mario's Magic Mushrooms Found at Grocery Store

How would you like to find this box of mario's magic mushrooms mixed in with the real mushrooms at the local grocery store?!?! I would eat them ALL and get HUGE(R).

These awesome magic mushrooms were added to the mix by street artist and character designer, Aiden Glynn.

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This Might be the Angriest Talking Cat You Will See Today

Cats are known for getting pissed off (angry). Well, this orange haired fellow is getting pissed and talking some serious smack. What is is saying... NO IDEA... all I know is that its bad, real BAD.

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