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Sharks... they BITE the heck out of you. They will rip your guts out, spill your blood, make you scream, leave you topless and come at you for more. \m/ Now, you can go to the beach looking like a giant shark mouth and swim around saying "I'm a shark, suck my diiiiiiiiiiiick".
I like (love) fast food burgers. Outrageously delicious dog-food-quality cow bits smashed up, cooked on metal and then topped off with cheese, ketsup, mustard, sliced pickels and goddamn BUNS.
BURGERS ARE SO HELLISHLY HARDCORE
Wendy's has demon flesh. It's NEW. It will rip your anus to shit and make you cry for more.
Obviously, this can be good news or GREAT NEWS to some people out there, but apparenly the average pecker length (when bonerfied) of American men has been scientifically calculated to be 5.6 inches.
*break out the rulers and get to it*
"In the new study, Debby Herbenick, a researcher at Indiana University, and her colleagues asked 1,661 men to measure their penis's length and girth for the purposes of fitting for a condom."
Another interesting fact was that... "The smallest erect penis in the study was about 1.6 inches (4 cm) long, and the largest was 10.2 inches (26 cm) long."
Thanks go to Jonathan for the hot tip that is rumored to be at least 14 inches from the base.
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Before we start. This REALLY happend.
The four pilots on Asiana Airlines Flight 214, the jetliner that crash-landed at San Francisco International Airport on Saturday have been released.
Read on to see the broadcast video AND the bonus apology by Channel 2.
Opening up a coconut is HARD.. goddamn HARD. Kick a baby hard? MASH A WATERMELON. This is the easiest and most freakin' weirdest way to get that sonofabitch open and straight to the luscious milk inside.
Admittedly, watching Street Fighter's very own green monster man bash down people in real life sure is awesome/hilarious. Blanka likes to cause heck.
Read on to see part one.