Jumping into water puddles is "FUN". Splish splash.. all wet.. HA HA.. [insert regret] This dude decides to jump into a puddle by the local Family Dollar Store and gets in a bit too deep.
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Let's face it... crimes happen. One day you are walking around feeding the birds, the next you are fed to them. Faustine Gau from Seattle, WA built this coffin in the shape of a corpse outline so you can be buried into the ground just how you met your doom.
Hat tip and a killer's wink to [ ian brooks ]
A day at Deen Manor slowed down into a hilarious horrorshow.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise and shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine... hahahaha
"Zombie for Him: Think forest floor. Zombie for Him is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth. A definite must-have for any Man’s scent collection."
"Zombie for Her: A slightly lighter version of the Men's fragrance with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch."
Now this is the sort of homework I could DO. Why would I just do one of the following, when I could do ALL of the following. Call me an overachiever.
Kick back and watch a compilation of the meanist, most evil-ist, bastardly, son of a bitchery, yet brutally awesome ways to prank wake people up from - what once was - a peaceful slumber.
Let the weekend begin.
Meow... sad cat doesn't want a bath, but he is too lazy to do anything about it. Meow.
LAUGH AT SAD UNDERWATER CAT
Fact is, cats are GOOD swimmers. I used to have a cat that would jump in the pool with me and follow me around.
This bearded dude told his wife to wake him up with a firm slap to the face every morning for 15 days in a row.
*SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* x5
Ron Swanson, Ned Flanders, Magnum P.I., Wyatt Earp, YOU NAME IT., thewordkurt's girlfriend got a sweet (and strange) request to put a mustache and shades on the back of this dude's head. She nailed it.
Deal with it.
Cats are known for getting pissed off (angry). Well, this orange haired fellow is getting pissed and talking some serious smack. What is is saying... NO IDEA... all I know is that its bad, real BAD.