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Monday
Jul292013

Wheelbarrow Motorcycle?! Burn Out and Haul Stuff

Start up your wheelbarrow internal combustion engine and... move things.

Poland has upgraded to around 400 BC.

Wednesday
Jul242013

Oh Yea Mom?! You Want Me to Come RIGHT NOW?!

LOL

This is an Oscar worthy raging urination performance.

Monday
Jul222013

SHARKINI: The Swimsuit that Looks Like a Shark Attack

Sharks... they BITE the heck out of you. They will rip your guts out, spill your blood, make you scream, leave you topless and come at you for more. \m/ Now, you can go to the beach looking like a giant shark mouth and swim around saying "I'm a shark, suck my diiiiiiiiiiiick".

You can score one [ here ] and if you are Hite, click [ here ].

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Wednesday
Jul172013

Wendy's is Serving up DEMON FLESH

I like (love) fast food burgers. Outrageously delicious dog-food-quality cow bits smashed up, cooked on metal and then topped off with cheese, ketsup, mustard, sliced pickels and goddamn BUNS.

BURGERS ARE SO HELLISHLY HARDCORE

Wendy's has demon flesh. It's NEW. It will rip your anus to shit and make you cry for more.

Wednesday
Jul172013

The Hard News: The Average Peen of American Men is 5.6 Inches Long

Obviously, this can be good news or GREAT NEWS to some people out there, but apparenly the average pecker length (when bonerfied) of American men has been scientifically calculated to be 5.6 inches.

*break out the rulers and get to it*

"In the new study, Debby Herbenick, a researcher at Indiana University, and her colleagues asked 1,661 men to measure their penis's length and girth for the purposes of fitting for a condom."

Another interesting fact was that... "The smallest erect penis in the study was about 1.6 inches (4 cm) long, and the largest was 10.2 inches (26 cm) long."

Thanks go to Jonathan for the hot tip that is rumored to be at least 14 inches from the base.

/me shivers

[ source ]

Sunday
Jul142013

Bladerunner in 60 Seconds

1A4STUDIO has it's sixth installment in the 60 seconds of animated story telling. This time it is Bladerunner. Someonepointed out that they sound like Jawas speaking english. Agreed. Replicant Untini!

via gizmodo

Friday
Jul122013

Asiana Flight 214 Pilot's Names Released FAIL is a WIN

Before we start. This REALLY happend. 

The four pilots on Asiana Airlines Flight 214, the jetliner that crash-landed at San Francisco International Airport on Saturday have been released.

Read on to see the broadcast video AND the bonus apology by Channel 2.

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Thursday
Jul112013

How to Crack Open Up a Coconut... The WEIRD Way

Opening up a coconut is HARD.. goddamn HARD. Kick a baby hard? MASH A WATERMELON. This is the easiest and most freakin' weirdest way to get that sonofabitch open and straight to the luscious milk inside.

Thursday
Jul112013

More Blanka is a Troll! Prepare to be Knocked Over

Admittedly, watching Street Fighter's very own green monster man bash down people in real life sure is awesome/hilarious. Blanka likes to cause heck. 

Read on to see part one.

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Tuesday
Jul092013

Angry Sloth God Cake with His Satanic Strawberry Acolytes

The sloth god beith angry and hungry! Send to Him a sacrificial strawberry and temper His rage!

Monday
Jul082013

Hey Crazy Old Man, Finish The Lyric! Do You Want To...

I couldn't of finished it any better.

Crazy old man NAILED IT.

Monday
Jul082013

Ghostbusters! Best Thing You Can Do With Your SLIMER GUT

Have gut? Paint slimer. Belly bounce that ghost.