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Archz714 decided to play a SOLID joke by posting this flyer around town with his wife's telephone number on it. Call it up... give it a good wookiee roar and see if you can win a cool $100 bucks.
Maybe the best April Fool's joke of the day. I suggest just letting the wookiee win.
Someone get me a lady STAT! This painted paper mache twin R2-D2 is loaded with electronics ripped from old R2 toys and is fully operational ONLY when supporting Double-D sized mammary glands. Apparently, when you poke the nips, you get a fun sound effect!
Poke Poke Poke.
Go here to instructables to learn exactly how to make one for yourself (or for the pretty lady accross the hall that you have never actually met or talked to, but I am pretty sure she likes you and wants to watch Star Wars with you all day while listening to heavy metal and eating microwaveable burritos). Oh God, I just described myself.
Bacon condoms?!!? For years now, I have said how much I would love to have my boner taste like bacon. Admit it, you have too. J&D's (the developer of Bacon Salt) made our dreams a reality by making these pork prophylactics that, not only make your dong look like a strip of bacon, they are actually lubricated with baconlube. I will never go hungry again.
Thanks to Brad for the heads up. Way up.
"a boner is like a thumbs up from your balls to whatever you are thinking about" -wiseman
Easter Eggs are AWESOME. Someone hides them... YOU hunt them. Crafty Rene-l took some ordinary eggs and individually hand-painted each of them with acrylics/sharpies into Batman, Superman, PvZ Zombies, the Walking Dead Cast, My Little Pony, Star Wars Angry Birds and more!
This is the Easter Egg hunt of epic proportions. Seriously though Rene-l... good work, you painted a TON of awesomely geeky eggs like a PRO.
Read on to see (hunt) them all...
Who knew that when the commando team, lead by General Han Solo, confronted AT-ATs and AT-STs on the far moon of Endor, that it would match up so well with the trailer for Jurassic Park.
Thanks to i<3chaos for the t-rexheadsup.
Ok, this is a video you have to watch and mainly, LISTEN TO... twice. The background score is Subsonic by Excision and it so happens that it goes perfectly with a bunch of Costa Ricans screaming at a photographer by the name of Antonio Ruiz who about to get eaten by a crocodile. Wub wub wub... CHOMP.
Watch this dude shift his water valve to the sounds of a Formula 1 race car. Nice orange iron deposit bro bro ! NnnnNnnnnnn nNnnNnnnnnnn...
Gather up the remaining snow from the lawn and create this super surprised mailbox snowman! This hilarios mail eating snowman is the product of TataSheerio playing with his/her little brother.
Nice work you two.
Remember the conspiracy documentary "Loose Change" that we almost WANT to believe for truth? Well, lets take a hard look at how the rebel alliance destroyed the Death Star.
Admittedly, there are some valid points being made, but seriously can we trust someone who cannot successfully pronounce Alderaan?
Cats get hairballs, cough, convulse and puke so hard that they look like they are dancing to the electronic music of Deadmau5 song 'Ghosts n Stuff'. Wad some hair, jam down your throat, crank up the volume and join IN.
Thanks to Justin for the heads throw-up.
Jumping into water puddles is "FUN". Splish splash.. all wet.. HA HA.. [insert regret] This dude decides to jump into a puddle by the local Family Dollar Store and gets in a bit too deep.