Unicorn Poop Cookies Look Like They Came Out of a Magic Butt

Poop cookies are decently good. Unicorn poop cookies are... MAGICAL. These little rainbow plops of delicious are guaranteed to make you fly standing up straight, shoot lasers out of your private parts and when you talk, rainbow sparkles spew out of your mouth like a flamethrower.

"Unicorns may manage their elusiveness but they left behind some fanciful evidence of their existence and I was able to recreate their leavings."

If you read on you will be able to watch a video of these cookies in action! Magic Poop Rainbow ACTION.

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Practical Use of Fireworks: Stirring a Cup of Coffee

Using a small ring like firework, this dude stirs a cup of coffee. Silly? Yes. Insipid? Sure. Total waste of your time? Exactly.

But, I sure like where this is headed. I expect burn wounds, loss of limbs and horrible firework residue diarrhea SOON. Thanks to i <3 chaos for the heads up.

This Evil Marzipan Crafted Pig Looks Gross Enough to Eat

Yep, this is actually an edible pig made out of marzipan by food crafter Jonas Laberg. Orginally, this was meant to be a christmas present to a couple of kids, but he changed his mind as it might be too gross and evil looking for them. Fortunately, not for us.

"For those that are into numbers: that's 10kg of marzipan, about 47,000 kcal. And it's got six nipples."

Read on to see it's realistic looking butthole. You know you want to.

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Yum or Yuck: Would You Eat Live Octopus?

Many of you out there IN THE VOID would never want to push a live octopus wrapped around a stick directly into your face. Something tells me that you have heard of this delicacy and maybe even seen a picture or two, but this short video by national geographic awesomely details the deliciousness / grossness of live octopus eating and you should watch it and learn.

Loogie Leia: Star Wars Garbage Pail Kids is Still Pretty Gross

For most of us, Garbage Pail Kids will always be an very important aspect of our childhoods. Illustration artist Luis Diaz brought the Star Wars to the gross little cards with this loogie bikini Princess Leia expertly blown by Jabba the Hut.

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Decently Artistic Dead Possum Birthday Cake Spilling It's Sugary Guts

As gross as this cake may be, it is still very well done. YOU of all people can admit that. Would you eat a possum cake spilling it's guts all over the place like a recently opened up tauntaun? I would and I am not even certain it would have to be in cake format.

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Fan (of Douche) Made Asian Version Summer's Eve Douche Commercial

You know all those Summer's Ever commercials (like this one, or this one) that are floating around the internets that are all about dirty poon? Well, this version made by grumpypanda, and it makes me understand douche a lot better.

Oh Snap! Girl Breaks Her Arm While Arm Wrestling Another Girl

Just wait for it... wait for it. OMGWUT?! ACK ! SNAP

Surprise Breakfast Double Yolk Egg Filled with Fetus Blood

Over the past weekend, your humble Obvious Winner narrator and supreme internet purveyor of awesomeness decided to make a satisfying breakfast that consisted of a can of corned beef hash and a much desired would-be fried egg. Sounds like a great way to start the day, right?! To my surprise, and slight dismay, I was gifted with an egg filled with a pair of twin yolks with a kick of chilled fetal blood. I just figured I would share my luck with all of you interested readers and gross the hell out of you in the process. Sick breakfast ftw! \m/

Before you ask... Of course I ate it (I really didn't though).

The Jizzle: Wipe, Wipe, Gone... Easy Peasy

Whoa, now that sure is a lotta load (if you are a wuss). I need like three to four Jizzles, hourly... maybe more. Begin jizzle pants contruction now.

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