Over the years, pythons have been WANTING to be made into massive gummy snakes that can easily choke out the likes of alligators, fat humans and/or small children. Ok well... not easily.
The vitals on the Party Python are mind-numbingly awesome. This candy snack weighs nearly 27 pounds (12.2 kilograms) and packs a walloping 36,720 calories (that's 18.36 days of an adult's recommended daily allowance).
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